100 Reasons to Use Lyft

(Besides "I'm Drunk")

1 Overslept. 51 Want to take out my friends but my car is where I do most of my hoarding.
2 Airport run. 52 Last few minutes of face-time with my honey before the big trip.
3 On vacation. 53 I'm so pregnant, my T-Rex arms can't reach the steering wheel.
4 Car is broken. 54 Medication discourages me from opmerating heavy 'chinery.
5 Car is wrecked. 55 Talking with my Lyft driver is cheaper than my therapist.
6 Car is on loan. 56 I want to include "my driver" into conversations.
7 Stuck at hotel. 57 Don't have time for all the parking and walking.
8 Wedding driver. 58 Intense planning needed on the commute to work.
9 Military leave. 59 Need the whole backseat for my beautiful gown.
10 Just got Lasik. 60 Don't want to loose my awesome parking spot.
11 Cab never came. 61 Moving out, but don't need a whole truck.
12 Lost my license. 62 New to town and need a personalized tour.
13 Don't own a car. 63 Too embarrassed to show up in my own car.
14 JUST NEED CANDY. 64 Don't like to drive in the snow and ice.
15 No airport fees. 65 Need to concentrate on my big audition.
16 Car is impounded. 66 Something's up with the trains today.
17 Just had surgery. 67 I'm doing one of those in-car videos.
18 Have a free Lyft. 68 Need SOMEBODY to be nice to me today.
19 Taxis are costly. 69 No-stress ride home after my massage.
20 Wedding planning. 70 Staying out later than everyone else.
21 We just broke up. 71 Can't drive in my Lady Gaga costume.
22 Visually impaired. 72 Have a thing for cars with 'staches.
23 Can text en-route. 73 Carpool driver can't make it today.
24 Red carpet events. 74 Errands with my babies made easier.
25 Apartment hunting. 75 Bike can't carry all the groceries.
26 Car is in the shop. 76 Wrecked my bike, come get us both.
27 Physically impaired. 77 Won't charge extra for my friends.
28 Too sleepy to drive. 78 Don't want to ruin my mani/pedi.
29 Bike is in the shop. 79 It's my birthday and I am QUEEN.
30 Need a munchies run. 80 Want to arrive like a rock star.
31 I'm going incognito. 81 Don't want to walk from parking.
32 My water just broke. 82 Ride home from work left early.
33 Sinkhole ate my car. 83 Crazy ex just slashed my tires.
34 The meeting is TODAY? 84 Bus doesn't swing by Starbucks.
35 Must work on commute. 85 Don't want to pay for parking.
36 Can't drive at night. 86 Steps to the bus are too high.
37 Dude, where's my car? 87 Twisted ankle while on a run.
38 Great way to carpool. 88 Can see when my ride is near.
39 Deliver take-out food. 89 This date is NOT working out.
40 Want to be the car DJ. 90 Car is in the garage wall.
41 No more walk of shame. 91 Paparazzi recognizes my car.
42 Take kitty to the vet. 92 Just want to be chauffeured.
43 Event parking is nuts! 93 Need to leave the party NOW.
44 Need a smoke-free ride. 94 The party was not all that.
45 Need a visual drive-by. 95 Bus stop offers no shelter.
46 Weather too bad to walk. 96 Buses don't run this late.
47 Need someone to talk to. 97 Limos are so over-the-top.
48 Can't drive in the rain. 98 I have a stiff neck today.
49 Service for the elderly. 99 Need to recharge my phone.
50 Too late to order a limo. 100 Daddy took my T-Bird away.