I will...

1. start washing my hands after I use the toilet.

2. stop drinking orange juice after I just brushed my teeth.
3. stop licking frozen flag poles.
4. only eat white snow
5. check my e-mail account at least once this year
6. start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and
stupid quizzes
7. lose weight by inventing an anti-gravity machine
8. stop lying to myself
9. stop eating junk food
10. be a rockstar
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