INFLATABLE GOD

INT. BOYS BEDROOM DAY

A young boy named BILLY sits in a chair in his bedroom. He is reading his Bible. A slick businessmans voice addresses him.

ROBIN HUGH BLIND Well hey there Billy! What ya got there? BILLY Oh nothing just reading the good book. ROBIN HUGH BLIND Well what good is a God in the sky when you could have God in your playroom?

BILLY Oh boy! You mean God will play with me?

ROBIN HUGH BLIND Just like a Catholic Priest Billy!

BILLY Yay!

Switch to advertisement displaying the inflatable god, Robin Hugh Blind Explains the key feature. ROBIN HUGH BLIND ____________ Inflatable God has over 150 pre-recorded message responses to your prayers! Go on Billy give it a whirl!

BILLY Dear God, please _________ INFLATABLE GOD EZEKIAL 18:20 The soul who sins? SHALL DIE. The Inflatable God shoots lasers from its eyes, sitting him on fire and killing him slowly.

ROBIN

Oh.. Tough luck there Billy. Looks like you got the Jewish God.

An advert pops up displaying the inflatable God, Robins narrates the add on features.

ROBIN Dont you worry though, as _________s Inflatable god now comes in multiple faiths! Like Sihk! Muslim and many more!

_________________s inflatable God _______________ (Slogan.)