Birthday Special: Funniest Rajnikanth Jokes [TOP 15] 15 BEWARE Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

14 No Fool's Day Rajnikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikanth. 13 Lifeless Mars Rajnikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there. 12 The Best Spinner Micheal Jordan to Rajnikanth: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Rajni: Rascala, how do you think the earth spins? 11 Blink Blink Rajnikanth once consumed an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink once. 10 Stop Kidding! Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear. 9 Poor Paul How did Paul Octopus die? He was asked to predict Rajnikanth's death. 8 THE GOD of cricket! Rajnikanth had to make 24 runs in just 1 ball remaining. He hit the ball in such a way that it got broken into 4 pieces and he got 4 sixes 7 Fiery Eyes Water boils faster when Rajnikanth stares at it. 6 Magic of December 12 Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary, hero etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1950. That was the year Rajnikanth was born. 5 IT Hurts... Rajnikanth can give pain to painkillers and headache to Anacin. 4 Cause & Effect Rajnikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that's when the tsunami occurred in the Indian Ocean. 3 SRK vs Superstar The box office collection of the movie Ra 1 was less than parking collection of Robot. 2 Brightest Student Rajnikanth got 150 questions in exam paper asking 'Solve any 100 questions'. He solved all 150 and wrote, "Rascala! Check any 100!" 1 For the Record... Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography. Today, that book is known as 'Guinness Book of World Records' and his childhood homework is now called 'Wikipedia'.