the ideal captain

A Spanish Naval captain was walking leisurely on his battleship when a subordinate
rushes over to him and says "Sir, an enemy battleship is fast approaching us. We should
be ready."

The captain replies coolly "Go. Get my Red shirt." The subordinate rushes over and gets
the Shirt for his captain. The captain wears the red shirt.

After some time, the enemy battleship comes in range. Consequently heavy rounds of fire
are exchanged between the two battleships. After much effort, the Spanish win.

The subordinate approaches his boss, "Congratulations for the victory sir, but why did
you require the red shirt in the first place?"

The captain replies "Because, during the war if I got injured then my blood should not
have been seen as I did not want my men to lose hope and to Fight with the same
ferocity."

Just then another subordinate rushes over. "Sir, we just spotted another 20 enemy
battleships heading in our direction."

The captain replies coolly “Go. Get my yellow trousers.”