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You: do you like american psycho?

Stranger: Sure.

You: it's too black sounding for me

Stranger: yeah that niggershit

You: do you like huey lewis and the news?

Stranger: omg jk.

Stranger: I love the news

You: what about phil collins?

Stranger: hawtie

You: i like whitney houston . "The Greatest Love of All" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever
written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one
with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves. Since, Elizabeth , it's impossible in this world we
live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message,
crucial really. And it's beautifully stated on the album.

Stranger: faggot.

You: so? you got a problem?

Stranger: No, why do you?

You: no, i currently have a partner

Stranger: That's nice.

You: he wants to have sex now

You: should i keep talking to while while we do it

Stranger: Sure.

You: O YEAH! ALL OVER MY BODY!

Stranger: you do realize I'm a 13 yo girl

You: awesome

Stranger: Yeah, so it doesn't make me insecure about my sexuality

You: we both just came


You: time for an after sex cigarette

Stranger: I'm happy for you.

You: time for round 2

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