Presswarts School of Presidency

At Presswarts we intend to teach our presidents at the best of our abilities. We are the best at teaching men to become fine presidents since 1787 our first graduate became the first president of the United States which we are truly thankful for. We believe that presidents are delicate and should not be treated like babies but like the leaders they truly are.
Headmaster: Lyndon Jackson

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George Washington Semester 1
George you took very drastic measures to prevent a pandemic. You were swift and therefore you deserve an A-. You were very open and accepted your mistakes. You were determined to sacrifice the abstract in order to help but that did had consequences. Your Neutrality and Isolation With foreign courtiers prevented further Growth with your Allies like France. Semester 2 George you were a very wonderful president. When you signed the Fugitive Slave Act in 1793 you knew it would do well to our Economy and our Americans and help settle disputer between our states and Plantation Owners. Even though this Act was good it was selfish and a Violation of our Constitution and its Statements. The Act was Hypocritical allowing People to oppress others especially others in favor of the Government which was the wrong thing to do

1789 to 1797 92.58% 88.46% AB+

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John Adams
Semester 1
You were good in your decision makings. You tried to reconcile them to go to war and defend your shipments and improved our defenses as well as foreign relations with France but you not listening to the opinions of your party was selfish and that cost you, your Federalist party and your presidency. Peace shall prevail. Semester 2 John I am very disappointed in you. Your were too drastic and you deteriorated our foreign relations. You were selfish and drew too much power. Blaming people for Treason and violating our Freedom of Speech in our 1st Amendment Right. For your selfish actions an poor judgment I have chosen to given to give you an F

1797 to 1801

95%
10%

A
F

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Thomas Jefferson
Semester 1 You were a really good president but you were to overpowering which was costly for your grade. Paying tribute to Tripoli was foolish and a waste of our money a true militarist would never support this. You shouldnt have tolerated England's foolish actions. Your Embargo was stupid hurting our economy and our workers but as a founding father of our education you are not to be disrespected.

1801 to 1809 77% 75% C+ C

Semester 2 Thomas you are a weird man always switching your beliefs on racism and slavery. Sleeping with Blacks like Sally Hemmings was disgusting and wrong and having children is another. Your views on religion and the fact that you cared for your children was very good. Selling slaves for you comfort was very cruel. So I have to give you a C.

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James Madison
Semester 1 James you were bold and ready for war in 1812. Protecting us with your weakest breath. Kept us safe as a great commander and chief and we lasted the 25 hour bombardment. Even though it wasnt your fault for Andrews unneeded war, the message could have gotten out earlier with proper negotiations. Semester 2 James you were a good man with strong leadership powers. You protected us from the wretched Tecumseh, expanding our territory in the process. Making our hopes dreams of having a beautiful country closer to reality. You were a patriot, showing your love for the constitution and its faults and violations.

1809 to 1817

88% 95%

B+ A

James Monroe

1817 to 1825

84.9%

72%

C-

Semester 1 Mr. President I am a fan of the Monroe doctrine so brave an bold but there are disadvantages to it. You are patriotic showing the love for your country and showing how far you'll go to protect us by protecting Latin America from Europe. It is iffy a president telling other courtiers like Great Brittan to back off from the Americas will not look good to our surroundings. The advantages are far better as the include boosts in exports and imports (Trade) and better welfare for our citizens. Semester 2 James you are a very funny president. It seems we haven't been teaching you or you are not paying attention. Kings aren't welcome in the New World. Your Doctrine was ok but you have crossed the border line and it has become too oppressive. There will be consequences and the irony of your doctrine along with your letters to Thomas Jefferson is evil. Conquering Cuba and Florida is not good for Americas future.

Presswarts Valedictorian
The Valedictorian of my school should be the one with the highest grade and with the best presidency and major accomplishments and heavy praise. James you are a fearless war leader with a machine brain. Expanded American territory, and as educated and as determined you are. Dolly Madison would be proud to see your progress at Presswarts.

James Madison

List of presidents to be kept back

President John Adams James Monroe 62% 74.6% Grade

Passing Grade 76%

Disclaimer: John you have been chosen to be kept back completely because of your constant absence at school and your bad judgment as president you were cruel and made silly mistakes. Like paying tribute any your tyranny forcing aliens you dont like to leave the country. Mr. Monroe your doctrine was a sad waist as it had made Americans proud but you over used causing us to recommend summer school or you will be removed from office. Your conversations to Jefferson cost you and Presswarts might consider revoking his application of attending.