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IT’S TIME TO FIGHT BACK.

FUN AND EFFECTIVE, ALL OVER TOWN:


At The supermarket. On the subway. At the movies. At the Post Office.

A DRAPLIN / COUDAL JOINT

Coudal Partners

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COPYRIGHT 2004 © COUDAL PARTNERS INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
Society for HandHeld Hushing
DEAR CELL PHONE USER DEAR CELL PHONE USER
WE ARE AWARE THAT YOUR ONGOING CONVERSATION
We are aware that your ongoing conversation
with, about, with, about,
YER FRIEND YER MOM LAST NIGHT “HIM” YER FRIEND YER MOM LAST NIGHT “HIM”
YER MATE YER THERAPIST THE GAME “HER” YER MATE YER THERAPIST THE GAME “HER”

SHHH!
is ver y important to you, but we thought you’d like to know and hey, we were right there with you, “going,”

that it doesn’t interest us in the least. In fact, your babbling LIKE, OMIGOD. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. WHAT UP?
disregard for others is more than a little annoying. FUCK THAT SHIT. THE NERVE! AW YEAH.

to you by a concerned
This message brought
THAT DOESN’T MEAN THE REST OF US ARE INTERESTED
BUT

member of:
This message brought to you IN YER LOUD, OBNOXIOUS ACCOUNT OF WHATEVER
by a concerned member of: SHHH! Society for HandHeld Hushing SHIT-ASS LIFE YOU MIGHT BE LEADING.

DEAR CELL PHONE USER DEAR CELL PHONE USER


We are aware that your ongoing conversation We are aware that your ongoing conversation
about, with,

is ver y important to you, but we thought you’d like to know is ver y important to you, but we thought you’d like to know
that it doesn’t interest us in the least. In fact, your babbling that it doesn’t interest us in the least. In fact, your babbling
disregard for others is more than a little annoying. disregard for others is more than a little annoying.

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This message brought to you


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JUST SO YOU KNOW:

EVERYONE AROUND YOU


IS BEING FORCED
TO LISTEN TO
Y E R C O N V E R S AT I O N .

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– Sincerely, The Rest of Us – Sincerely, Ever yone Around You

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SHHH! Society for HandHeld Hushing COPYRIGHT 2004 © COUDAL PARTNERS INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

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