Economics for dummies

What will you do if you had two cows? Keep them, sell them, outsource them?

Here's a look at what

Different people would do

with two cows ...

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Traditional economics
You have two cows You sell one & buy a bull Your herd multiplies You retire on the income

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INFOSYS ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows You put both of them on the bench
& hire another two to do the job

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TCS ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows You tell them that only one will go onsite You ask both of them to fight for the only H1B Visa Both of them die after fighting

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HCL ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows You milk them only for 24 hours on just 7 days a week They run away

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WIPRO ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows You train them for 2 months on how to milk themselves Then u ask them to pull bullock carts

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AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows You sell one & force the other to produce the milk of 4 cows You profess surprise when the cow drops dead

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FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows You go on strike because you want three cows

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BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows They are both mad cows

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GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month & milk themselves.

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SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5,000 cows, none of which belong to you You charge others for storing them

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JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows You redesign them to 1/10th the size of a normal cow & make 20times the milk You then create cartoon cows called Cowkimon & market them

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CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows You have 300 people milking them You claim full employment, high bovine productivity & arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers

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PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows You claim that the Indian cows belong to you Then ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for Warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans. You buy the cows with all this & claim of exploitation by the world

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INDIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows

You worship them