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Green Card Warrior Parody
Di John Adams
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- Lulu.com
- Pubblicato:
- Mar 5, 2017
- ISBN:
- 9781326968205
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- Libro
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Informazioni sul libro
Green Card Warrior Parody
Di John Adams
Descrizione
- Editore:
- Lulu.com
- Pubblicato:
- Mar 5, 2017
- ISBN:
- 9781326968205
- Formato:
- Libro
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Green Card Warrior Parody - John Adams
Green Card Warrior Parody
Green Card Warrior Parody
Prologue
Introduction
Handling Dindus
Only one religion is true
Please keep gays in different cell of Jail
Falling in Love in USA
Making Trump Great Again
Making Immigration Great Again
American Entrance Test
About Author
This book is dedicated to all Americans.
Disclaimer: All characters, companies, events, places mentioned in the book are purely fictitious, any similarity with a person or company or event or place is purely coincidental.
Copyright © 2017-2037 John Adams
All rights reserved. No text of this book may be reproduced in any form by any electronic or mechanical means, including information storage and retrieval systems, without written permission from the publisher or author, except in the case of a reviewer, who may quote brief passages embodied in critical articles or in a review.
Prologue
It’s November 1985 in Sydney, Australia. Two parents were at Doctor Orange’s chamber with their child. Doctor Orange recommended liver test to the child. The child was diagnosed to have stage IV liver cancer, a rare type of childhood disease. Doctor Orange informed the parent, Your baby’s liver is severely damaged and there is only 4% chance that he would live!
The parents bursted into tears. Doctor Orange patted the parents in back and said, I would try my best to cure your son
. The American doctor could indeed cure the child. That child was me and it was my parents. I had experienced American ingeniousness first hand in my life. In fact, it was only because of Dr. Orange’s magic touch, I am alive today. I am also a bestselling author. Had I not migrated to USA, I could have been just an ordinary pizza delivery guy in a remote Sydney Suburb.
Introduction
From the early childhood, I had a strong desire to visit America. The first word I seemed to have spoken was Orange
, the capitalistic symbol of America. I used to often talk about America in my school, they thought, John was a retard!
I would prove all my schoolmates and teachers
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