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    Simms “An Inspiring & Hilarious Comedy About A Family Living Their Life”
    Simms “An Inspiring & Hilarious Comedy About A Family Living Their Life”
    Simms “An Inspiring & Hilarious Comedy About A Family Living Their Life”
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    Simms “An Inspiring & Hilarious Comedy About A Family Living Their Life”

    By Ronald Walker

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    Fascination, humor, and intrigue make ways as an owner of a computer and electronic cooperation and his family live their daily life.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateDec 28, 2018
    ISBN9780359321001
    Simms “An Inspiring & Hilarious Comedy About A Family Living Their Life”
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    Ronald Walker

    Hi. my name is Ronald. I’m an author. First, let me take the time to say that I hope that all of you are doing well and that from very inspiring perspectives that life is looking up. I’m a writer of small books. I Like to write some that are general reading, some that are light comedy and romance, some that are poetry and short stories, and some that I call light and complimentary literature. My acknowledgments from these applications? I don’t want to take up too much of your time, but for the time that I do take up, I hope that you could have a good time. In my opinion, life is wondrous. It’s full of so many inspiring and joyful experiences. I would rather try to help inspire you to the furthering of what you hope could be exciting, rewarding and fruitful endeavors instead of hindering you from them. If you are a person who also likes to read a lot, and could joyfully get into reading more acquired from my efforts, I know, as an author, I have successfully achieved my goal. And then, for the thoughts of more love and joy, I hope that we could do more.

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      Simms “An Inspiring & Hilarious Comedy About A Family Living Their Life” - Ronald Walker

      Simms “An Inspiring & Hilarious Comedy About A Family Living Their Life”

      Simms

      (c) 2018R.Walker/Lulu.com ISBN: 978-0-359-32100-1

      Introduction

      In this light comedy, the owner of a computer and electronic cooperation and his family live their life. In the process, their endeavors make ways for a lot of love, joy, humor, intrigue and fascination.

      Chapter I Simms Enterprises

      It’s springtime in the state of New York. On Long Island, on this Thursday, Jermel waits for an important telephone call from one of his assistants. Sitting behind his desk he reads the stock exchange section of the newspaper. The five ft. eleven, handsome, medium built, and somewhat soft-spoken man is the owner of Simms Enterprise. It’s a cooperation that makes sophisticated computers, electronic devices, and appliances. His hair is short and nicely trimmed. He is wearing a dark blue three-piece suit, a white shirt, a dark blue tie, black sock, and black leather loafers. Looking at one of his investments he thinks for a few seconds. Thinking there’s a chance the stock might soar, he wonders if he should increase his investment. Again, thinking, he shakes his head from side to side. He continues to look at the paper. As he turns the page he glances toward his left. Getting a glimpse of the portrait on the wall of his wife and five children he stops and stares at it. Very proudly he smiles. He smiles at what he considers to be the riches that make his life the most meaningful and beautiful thing that ever existed. In the portrait is his wife of twenty-seven years Anita Rachel Justine Simms, his oldest Jermel Dupray Simms The Second, his second oldest Amagoala Bliza Simms, his third oldest Natasha Anita Simms, and his two youngest Dramel Drapraise Simms, and Tanesha Macole Simms. He closes the paper, lays it on his desk, and sits back in a daze of happiness from the thoughts that they bring to mind. A few seconds pass. The intercom buzzes. After it buzzes a couple of times he awakens from out of his daze. He presses a button on it.

      Yes, Channa.

      He says.

      Mr. Simms, is it alright to speak to you about some of the ideas that I feel should be presented at tomorrow’s meeting?

      His secretary replies. Surprised, he looks at his watch. He then replies,

      Oh—. Channa. I’m sorry. It completely slipped my mind. Yes, come in.

      Quickly thinking, he adds on,

      Have Febe monitor the telephone until you get back.

      Yes, sir!

      Channa Manning is an attractive woman who is about five ft. seven. She has a slim built, and somewhat of a timid voice. She has black hair that extends pass her shoulders. She is in her middle twenties. She was once the girlfriend of his oldest son. They became acquainted one day while he was visiting his father’s business. The weight of people looking at him as taking after his father, and probably one day taking over his business had put a tremendous strain on their relationship. They broke up but remained the best of friends. The family looks at her as one of the family. Between the family, there’s a deeply rooted feeling that one day the two of them will get back together again. Wearing a light brown and white pin-striped jacket with matching skirt, a white satin V

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