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    Lost Among the Angels (A Mercy Allcutt Mystery, Book 1): Historical Cozy Mystery
    Lost Among the Angels (A Mercy Allcutt Mystery, Book 1): Historical Cozy Mystery
    Lost Among the Angels (A Mercy Allcutt Mystery, Book 1): Historical Cozy Mystery
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    Lost Among the Angels (A Mercy Allcutt Mystery, Book 1): Historical Cozy Mystery

    By Alice Duncan

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    Local Secretary Foils Murderer in Lost Among the Angels, a Historical Cozy Mystery from Alice Duncan

    1920s, Los Angeles, CA

    Mercy Allcutt is ecstatic to move to California where she knows she’ll learn all about life and–to her Boston blue-blood family's horror--get a JOB; no woman in the Allcutt family has ever actually held a JOB.

    Mercy lands employment as secretary to Ernie Templeton, Private Investigator. Mercy’s thrilled, and she’s sure, with time and help, she’ll become an invaluable asset to Ernie’s business.

    Ernie doesn't yet share Mercy's sunny optimism, but nothing tests the resolve of a new employee quite like murder.

    Publisher Note: Readers who enjoy cozy mysteries in historical settings are sure to appreciate the Mercy Allcutt series set in 1920s Los Angeles, California. No vulgarity or explicit sex for those who appreciate a clean and wholesome read.

    "Mercy is a pip. I laughed all through this book and stayed up until 4:00 in the morning to finish it. I was still laughing when I turned out the light. Not a bad way to end one day and start another." ~Patricia Browning

    "This gem reminded me of the old Dick Tracy comic strips (that I avidly read as a child), as well as of the black and white PI movies we all recall with glee. The story takes place in 1926, Los Angeles. I found myself immersed in the first few pages. Author Alice Duncan either did a lot of research or grew up on stories of the era. Each character has a unique personality. The characters all dress the parts, all the way down to the bobbed hairstyle, and speak slang. Don't worry; you won't be lost. This book is headed directly to my "KEEPER" shelf. Highly recommended!" ~ Detra Fitch (Huntress Reviews)

    "I read Lost Among the Angels in one sitting and found it wonderful and so enjoyable. It is a fast-paced, exciting story and Mercy Allcutt is a terrific sleuth. I can't wait to spend more time with Mercy!" ~ Rob Walker

    The Mercy Allcutt Mystery Series
    Lost Among the Angels
    Angels Flight
    Fallen Angels
    Angels of Mercy
    Thanksgiving Angels
    Angels Adrift
    Christmas Angels
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherePublishing Works
    Release dateOct 8, 2019
    ISBN9781644571026
    Lost Among the Angels (A Mercy Allcutt Mystery, Book 1): Historical Cozy Mystery
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    Alice Duncan

    In an effort to avoid what she knew she should be doing, Alice folk-danced professionally until her writing muse finally had its way. Now a resident of Roswell, New Mexico, Alice enjoys saying "no" to smog, "no" to crowds, and "yes" to loving her herd of wild dachshunds. Visit Alice at www.aliceduncan.net.

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    • 5/5
      This is a gem of a book! The characters and time period are pretty solid and the main character hilarious! As someone who was once young and naive and moved to the big city, I may be partial, but I really love the leading lady in this novel! The humor and the way she describes herself reminds me of the Amelia Peabody mysteries. The plot wasn’t so much about solving the mystery (the solution was obvious) as it was the main character’s experience working with a PI, so if you’re looking to read a book that keeps you guessing on the other hand, this isn’t it.
    • 5/5
      Delightful! I enjoyed reading this and couldn't put it down. The historical details and the authenticity of Mercy's character as she discovers the "real" world make this book thoroughly enjoyable.
    • 3/5
      Pretty good book and the story is a lot of fun. I was a little put off by the first person telling because in places it just didn't seem to work well. I might try the next in the series, if there is one but it won't be one I'll be waiting for with baited breath. I did like Ernie and got a kick out of the naive view of life of the narrator.
    • 4/5
      The character's rich girl, Boston Brahmin naivete grew rather tiresome, but was probably realistic. Story was pretty good.

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    Lost Among the Angels (A Mercy Allcutt Mystery, Book 1) - Alice Duncan

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    One

    July 1, 1926

    I hadn’t anticipated the heat. As I carefully positioned my high-crowned felt cloche hat and stuck a pin in to hold it to my neat bun, a trickle of perspiration ran down my cheek. My sister frowned at me.

    You need to get your hair bobbed. I don’t know why you persist in keeping your hair long. Bobbed hair is ever so much cooler.

    This was undoubtedly true, but I hadn’t had my hair cut in my entire life. Mother and Father would disown me if I had my hair bobbed, I said.

    Mother and Father aren’t here.

    Even as she stated the obvious, my heart soared. I told it to stop it. Such behavior on its part was extremely unfilial and in very bad taste.

    Nevertheless, Clovilla, my sister, had a good point. Mother and Father were on their figurative thrones in Cape Cod (this being the summertime and all), Massachusetts, and I, Mercedes Louise Allcutt (named after a fabulously wealthy aunt and an engraved silver tea service, although the latter fact is seldom mentioned in the family) was here. In Los Angeles, California. Living with my married sister, Clovilla Adelaide Nash and her rich husband Harvey, who did something important in the motion-picture industry, although I wasn’t sure what.

    I couldn’t do it, Clovilla—

    "Don’t…" She sucked in air. …call me Clovilla. She was angry. I could tell.

    Wincing in sympathy—I mean, what young woman in her right mind would want to be called Clovilla?—I said, Sorry. Chloe. I meant to say I wouldn’t dare cut my hair. If Mother ever found out, she’d crucify me by mail, if she didn’t hire a gangster to come out here and do it in person.

    Clovilla—I mean Chloe—shrugged her slender shoulders, barely covered this steamy July morning by a filmy silk wrap of Chinese design that came to her mid-thigh. I wasn’t sure I’d ever get used to the styles ladies wore out here in the Wild West. "Who cares? You’re here now. You’re free, white, and twenty-one, and you’re in Los Angeles. And I, the sister who is charged with your keeping, say you need to get your hair bobbed. And, she added, looking with distaste at my skirt, which hung down a few inches below my knees, you definitely need new clothes. I never expected to see an Allcutt looking dowdy."

    I frowned at my reflection. I don’t really look dowdy, do I?

    Yes. She spoke firmly.

    I wouldn’t look dowdy in Boston.

    Reflected back at me in the mirror, I saw Chloe’s rolling eyes and sighed.

    Well, maybe I’ll get something more fashionable after I have a couple of paychecks in the bank.

    "And that’s another thing. Why in the name of goodness do you want a job? She said the word as if it had been rolling around in mud and she’d been assigned the unpleasant task of picking it up and cleaning it off. For God’s sake, Mercy Lou—"

    It was my turn to interrupt. Don’t call me Mercedes Louise!

    Sorry. But, Mercy, you don’t need to work! Harvey and I are happy to have you living with us.

    I don’t want to impose.

    It’s not an imposition!

    Although I regretted the frustration I heard in my sister’s voice, I wouldn’t be dissuaded from my purpose. Turning away from the mirror, I picked up my handbag and the marked-up copy of the Los Angeles Times I’d perused during breakfast, and smiled at her. I know you mean it, but I really want to get a job. Just to see what it feels like. Other people do it all the time.

    Not Allcutts, she said with emphasis.

    Tilting my head in a gesture of agreement, I persisted. And I want to be able to support myself if ever I need to.

    Gawd. Chloe uttered the word in the exaggerated drawl she’d adopted since moving to the West Coast and marrying money. Not that she didn’t come from money to begin with, but Boston money was old. Los-Angeles-moving-picture money was new, and both groups had their distinct accents. For the most part, the newly rich L.A. folks I’d met sounded snobbier than the old-money Bostonians I’d known forever. Or for twenty-one years, which is my own personal forever, since twenty-one is how old I am.

    I lifted the paper. It won’t hurt me to look. In fact, I think it’ll be fun.

    Fun? She eyed me as if I’d slipped a cog.

    She might be right, but I wouldn’t let on. It’s something I’ve never done before. It’ll be interesting. A new experience.

    It’ll be a new experience, all right. Her frown lifted. Say! I have an idea! Why don’t you go to work for Harvey at the studio? They always need people to run around and do things.

    It’s all right, Chloe. I saw some jobs listed in the newspaper, and I think I’ll check them out first. But thank you. I may talk to Harvey later if I can’t find anything interesting today.

    I didn’t tell her I wanted to find a job all by myself, or I wanted to do something on my own for once in my life. I didn’t tell her I wanted to gather new and different experiences. And, most especially, I didn’t tell her I wanted to do those things because I aimed to use my newly gathered experiences in the novels I burned to write.

    Which was the whole point, really. You know how people always say writers should write what they know? Well, I didn’t know anything. How can you write novels if you haven’t lived? And I don’t care what anybody says, living on Beacon Hill in Boston during the fall and winter and then in a mansion (called a cottage) on Cape Cod during the spring and summer isn’t really living. Oh, maybe if you’re a man it is, because you still get to leave your mansion and go work in the city.

    But if you’re a woman, all you do on Beacon Hill or Cape Cod is sit in your gilded cage, order your butler around, and look down on the rest of the world. Play tennis occasionally. Gossip. Hire and fire servants. Not the life for me, darn it.

    Don’t tell my mother I said darn it, please.

    Chloe and Harvey live on what Los Angelenos call Bunker Hill. Our parents had suffered several spasms when they learned the upstarts in Los Angeles had usurped a name so closely associated with the American Revolution, but nobody in Los Angeles seemed to care what they thought. What I liked best about where Chloe lived was the precious, tiny, almost vertical railroad ride, called Angels Flight. One of Angels Flight’s two rail cars (Olivet and Sinai) carried people to and from their elaborate homes on Bunker Hill to downtown Los Angeles, where real people did real jobs of real work.

    You could hop on a car on Angels Flight and in less than five minutes you’d go from fabulous wealth to everyday life, something with which I’d had little to do until then, and which I wanted to scoop up and devour like ice cream. Of course, you could also retreat again in the same amount of time, thereby giving those of us who had one an escape. Escaping from the teeming throng seemed like cheating to me, so I didn’t aim to give up in my quest for the common touch without a good fight.

    Until the moment I handed my nickel to the engineer and found a seat, I hadn’t realized exactly how many people did go to work every day, women as well as men. Sure, there were some women on the car holding shopping bags, who were probably headed out to do their marketing, but I do believe most of those people were on their way to jobs. A thrill at being part of the worker proletariat shot through me. I’d never tell Chloe, who would laugh. Or my mother, who would faint.

    The excitement of Angels Flight aside, by the time I’d traversed Fourth to Broadway and down Broadway on one side and back on the other, I was beginning to question the wisdom of gathering new experiences. So far, I’d applied for jobs at an attorney’s office, two life insurance companies, and the Broadway Department Store, and was about to fall down dead from heat prostration and sore feet. It gets warm in Boston sometimes, but Jeez Louise, as my younger brother was fond of saying, the heat here in Los Angeles was downright oppressive.

    I promised myself, after I applied for one more job, the one listed at a building on—I consulted my very smeary newspaper—Seventh and Hill, I’d find myself a soda fountain and have luncheon. I mean lunch. Chloe has been trying to teach me how to speak Los Angelese, so I don’t put people off with my Eastern ways. Learning to speak the native language sounded like a good thing for a novelist to do. I mean, I wouldn’t want people not to talk to me because they thought I was a snob, would I? No, I wouldn’t.

    My heart was too weary to soar, but the rest of me was happy when I found the address. Or was I? Good Lord. I peered up at the washed-out gray brick building and had second thoughts about applying for work there. It looked…unhealthy.

    Actually, it looked dilapidated, and I wasn’t accustomed to dilapidation. Bucking up slightly, I reminded myself that just because a building was a little long in the tooth didn’t mean anything. Heck—I mean golly—in Boston, we’re very proud of our old buildings. On the other hand, in Boston we take care of them. This building…Hmm…

    A dull brass plaque declared the place to be the Figueroa Building. I wondered who Mr. Figueroa was, and if he knew his building had seen better days.

    Nuts. Squaring my shoulders, I pushed open the door and walked inside. Because of the glaring sun outdoors and the relative dimness indoors, I couldn’t see a thing. However, an electrical rotating fan set up on a reception desk in the lobby blew upon those of us entering the building, and I stood there for a minute, basking in my drying perspiration while my eyes tried to adjust to the darkness. The breeze felt like heaven.

    C’n I help you? a nasal voice twanged at me from the desk.

    With a sigh, I left my spot in the cooling air and walked over to the voice, blinking as I did so in hopes of making my eyes adjust more quickly to the altered light. A girl about my age lounged behind the desk, using an emery board to shape her fingernails, which were a bright, bright red. She apparently didn’t have rigid parents, because not only were her fingernails painted red, but her hair was bobbed and marcelled. It was also an eye-popping white-blond. She looked a little like a younger version of my great-aunt Louise Mae Allcutt, and I wondered what would cause a young woman’s hair to turn so white. My heart twanged in sympathy, just in case she had a debilitating illness or something.

    Help ya? she asked again. Her lips were painted the same brilliant red as her fingernails.

    I swallowed, never having encountered a female who looked precisely like this one. Er…yes, thank you. I would like to speak with a… Again I consulted the Times. A Mr. Ernest Templeton.

    The young woman hooted. Honestly, she sounded like an owl. Ernie? What you done, sweetie?

    I blinked at her. I…beg your pardon?

    Never mind. She flapped a few blood-red fingernails at me. Ernie’s on the third floor. You can take the elevator. We don’t have a regular operator, so you’ll have to manage it yourself. She aimed one of the fingers at the far wall. If you want to get there, though, you prolly ought to take the stairs. She hooked a thumb over her right shoulder, and I saw a stairwell. It looked dark and menacing. Unless that was my imagination.

    Thank you. Assuming from the young woman’s esoteric remarks the elevator was out of order, I aimed myself at the stairs. Unwillingly. However, it was my intention to gather unto myself new experiences and, darn it, this was a new experience.

    Oh, dear. I said it again, didn’t I?

    By the time I’d climbed up three flights of stale-smelling stairs, wondering as I did so why people in Los Angeles didn’t take better care of their buildings, I was dripping with perspiration and about to expire from heat stroke. After standing with my back against the wall for several minutes while I panted and attempted to dry myself by means of a vigorous fanning with my wilted newspaper, I looked around for something indicating where the office of Mr. Ernest Templeton, P.I., might be. I didn’t know what P.I. meant but didn’t think it mattered a whole lot. I wanted a job and, according to his advertisement, he needed office help.

    The hallway was dim, probably because several of the light bulbs intended to illuminate it had burned out and hadn’t been replaced. Squinting my way down the hallway, I noticed there were no signs at all on several of the doors, as if the tenants had left a long time ago and no one else had rented the vacated rooms. Perhaps Mr. Templeton wasn’t the best choice for an employer I could make. Since I was there, however, I decided I might as well speak to him.

    About halfway down the corridor, I thought I’d found his office. Chipped paint on the window declared E nest Temple on, P. I guess the I had worn off, along with some of the other letters.

    It took me a few seconds to decide whether I should knock at the glass or boldly walk inside, but I decided to err on the side of caution. I knocked. The glass rattled, and I jumped back in case it decided to fall out on my feet, which were encased in sturdy walking shoes. Hot sturdy walking shoes.

    Yeah? a grumbly voice said a moment later.

    Yeah? Was yeah any way to respond to a knock?

    Knowing myself to be ignorant of Los Angeles manners, I took a chance, turned the dull brass doorknob, and pushed.

    And I walked into an empty room. Well, now what? Dirty windows let in some light, but unless the person who had spoken to me was invisible, he wasn’t there. Unless he was under the scarred desk, replete with candlestick telephone and typewriting machine, standing in the middle of the room. Four chairs, one behind the desk, two before it, one to its side, and all empty, also occupied the room.

    Um… I looked around, confused, not really caring to march over to the desk and search beneath it.

    My confusion ended in a flash when a voice from an adjoining room called out, In here.

    Ah. Another room. Unaccountably relieved—in the split-second I’d had to think about it, I considered the possibility Mr. Templeton had suffered a fit and fallen down dead behind the desk, and I didn’t want to find him there—I went to the adjoining room and entered it. I didn’t get farther than a foot inside the door, because I was so shocked by what met my eyes.

    A man—a youngish man—leaned back in one of those swivel chairs you often find in offices. This one looked as if it had seen some hard usage. He had dark hair brushed back from his forehead although a strand or two had flopped forward, eyes so blue I could see them from where I stood, and his feet propped on his desk, which was messy and covered with papers. One of his shoes had a hole in its sole.

    I think the most astonishing thing to meet my eyes, however, was the large knife he held in his hand. It looked as if he was cleaning his fingernails with it.

    Was it a local fad, this nail-cleaning obsession people in this building seemed so fond of?

    A coat tree next to his desk held a jacket and a hat. He was in his shirtsleeves, which were rolled up. And he didn’t rise to greet me, even though I was a woman. I believe I sniffed, reminding myself of my mother and jolting me out of my initial state of surprise.

    He said, Yeah? again.

    I said, Mr. Templeton?

    The one and only.

    I doubted it. You have no father? As soon as the words left my lips, I could have kicked myself. Even though I had little experience with job-hunting, I sensed it was unwise to be sarcastic to a prospective employer.

    Evidently he didn’t hold my slip against me. Grinning, he said, He’s dead.

    I’m sorry. Embarrassment burned within me. And probably on me, as I felt my cheeks get hot.

    You got a problem, lady? Removing his feet from his desk, he plopped them on the floor with a clunk—I noticed then the office was not carpeted—and said, You need a P.I.?

    Um…I don’t know. I’m looking for a job. I waved the newspaper at him. "I’m applying for the position you have advertised in the Times."

    Squinting, he said, Where you from?

    I beg your pardon?

    You’re not from around here, are you?

    Er…no. I’m from…back East. Curse it, how could I fit in here if everyone knew from my voice I didn’t?

    He nodded sagely. Thought so. You sound classy.

    I wasn’t sure, but I think he’d just complimented me. Figuring it best not to respond to the comment in case I was wrong, I forged onward, pursuing the employment issue. What sort of work are you offering, Mr. Templeton?

    He waved his hand, the one with the huge knife attached to the end of it, in the air. I drew back, certain the gesture made in so confined a space must be unsafe. I need a girl Friday.

    Um…a girl Friday?

    Yeah. You know. Like Robinson Crusoe had his man Friday.

    Oh. I see. This man was confusing me. He still hadn’t risen. Perhaps men only rose when women they perceived as elderly walked into their rooms. Perhaps I’d been more sheltered than even I had conjectured. Ghastly thought.

    Can you type?

    Yes. I said it proudly, too, since I’d defied both my mother and my father, not to mention assorted aunts, uncles, and cousins, when I’d attended a typewriting class at the local Young Women’s Christian Association in Boston. I’d justified my astounding action by saying I wanted to be able to create a book of her favorite poems for my aunt Ophelia. Ophelia was quite eccentric, but she was so rich nobody avoided her because of it. Everybody backed off after I mentioned Aunt Ophelia, deducing that, if I were nice to Ophelia, Ophelia might leave me some of her money if she ever died.

    What about shorthand? Can you take shorthand?

    Of course. Pitman system. I’d learned to use Pitman shorthand at the same YWCA where I’d learned to type. I never even told my parents about the shorthand lessons, since I couldn’t think of a moneyed relative upon whom I could blame my shorthand. I guess my parents had believed me to be a slow typist who had to take several classes in order to become proficient. Huh.

    Can you use the telephone?

    Of course.

    He squinted at me. I don’t know…You look kind of young.

    I’m twenty-one, I announced firmly.

    Yeah? His grin made me wonder if he’d been hoping to discover my age without having to ask. Perhaps he was more subtle than he looked. Or I was more stupid than I had hoped?

    "You sure you want to work?"

    Of course, I do! Why do you even ask the question? Would I be here if I didn’t want to work?

    With a careless shrug, he said, I don’t know. I want somebody who’ll really work. Sometimes rich girls think they want a new experience and will get a job for the hell of it and then they quit when they realize working isn’t as much fun as sitting at home and spending Daddy’s money.

    The latter part of his speech shocked his hell right out of my head. Rich girls? Why do you assume I’m a rich girl?

    His teeth were extremely white. I noticed them when he grinned once more. You are, aren’t you?

    There went my cheeks again. Nonsense, I said, although I don’t think there was much force behind the word. If I were rich, would I be looking for work?

    Like I said… He allowed his sentence to trail off.

    I was annoyed he had deduced my status upon first acquaintance. Besides, my family’s wealth wasn’t all there was to me. I didn’t want to be classified as some mediocre rich girl who was only getting a job for the…for fun. I truly craved independence.

    Didn’t I?

    I thought about it for the approximately fifteen seconds Mr. Templeton stared at me, squinting, as if he were attempting to crawl inside my brain and figure out my motivations. Standing up straighter, I said, I assure you, Mr. Templeton, I need a job. I will be a good, assiduous, and prompt employee.

    Yeah?

    Yeah. I mean, yes. Phooey.

    At last he stood up and flipped the knife, which landed point-down on his desk. The gesture startled me into a small jump. Okay. You’re hired. Now let’s get some lunch.

    And he rose from his scruffy chair, which squealed hideously, rolled down his shirtsleeves, buttoned his cuffs, reached for his jacket, plopped his hat on his head, and motioned for me to precede him from the room.

    I wavered. But…

    No buts. Twenty-three skidoo, kiddo.

    I’m sure I looked as confused as I felt. Mr. Templeton gave his hat a pat, shrugged into his jacket, slung himself out from behind his desk, and took my arm. He was quite a bit taller than I, who am five feet, four inches tall in the morning. I shrink during the day. I think everyone does. Come on, kiddo. Let’s rip a duck apart. My insides are rubbing together.

    But…

    I’ll tell you about the job while we eat. You like Chinese?

    I…I…

    Good. Chinese it is.

    As I stumbled along behind Mr. Templeton, I attempted to assess the situation. Was he only taking me out to luncheon? I mean lunch? Or did he have some devious and far more nefarious plan in mind? On the face of it, he didn’t appear threatening. Then again, if every villain in the world looked the part, villains wouldn’t get away with so much, would they?

    Mr. Templeton!

    Call me Ernie. We’re going to be working together, aren’t we?

    I…I don’t know.

    A job’s why you’re here, isn’t it?

    Yes, but… I’d had enough. Groping for the stair railing—we’d come that far already—I grabbed on to it and set my feet firmly on the top stair. Stop pulling me!

    I hadn’t meant to yell, but it worked. He stopped pulling me. In actual fact, he released my arm, quit walking—he had very long legs—and turned to frown at me. What’s the matter with you?

    I was out of breath, for one thing, but I sensed his question wasn’t asked out of concern for my personal wellbeing. I came here about a job! Not luncheon. I mean lunch.

    Oh, heck, kiddo, you have the job. It’s lunchtime, and I’m hungry. So let’s talk about the job over a bowl of noodles at Hop Luey’s. Hell, I don’t even know your name yet.

    Well…I don’t believe it’s proper for—

    It was probably a good thing he let out a roar of laughter, since I’d started sounding like Boston again. "Proper! Lady, if you want proper, you don’t want Ernie

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