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Laugh-Out-Loud Adventure Jokes for Kids

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Laugh-Out-Loud Adventure Jokes for Kids

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83 pagine
25 minuti
Pubblicato:
Sep 17, 2019
ISBN:
9780062748713
Formato:
Libro

Descrizione

The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series reaches hilarious new heights with this collection of adventure-themed jokes, puns, and gut-busting gags. A great activity book for kids 5 to 10, including anyone looking for a boredom buster when home from school.

Rob Elliott’s bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million copies!

Jump into page after page of adrenaline-pumping puns and sweat-inducing zingers that will take you high up in the sky, deep down inside caves, beneath the ocean, and out into space.

Risk these jokes, riddles, and puns on your own or challenge your fellow adventurers.

If you're looking for funny books for kids, what could be better than one of Rob Elliott’s beloved joke books? These must-have knee-slappers will have the entire family in stitches, with knock-knock jokes, puns, and riddles for every occasion. Perfect for young comedians, class clowns, and adventurers of all ages!

Rob Elliott is a trusted resource for funny jokes that are hugely popular with elementary aged kids. As Brightly noted in a recommendation, his books have "knock-knock jokes, old classics, and even a few that you probably haven’t heard yet, which is a kindness for parents everywhere."

Pubblicato:
Sep 17, 2019
ISBN:
9780062748713
Formato:
Libro

Informazioni sull'autore

Rob Elliott is the bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Holiday Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Doodles for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids. His popular joke books have sold more than 2.5 million copies. Rob has been a publishing professional for more than twenty years. He lives in West Michigan, where in his spare time he enjoys laughing out loud with his wife and five children. You can visit him at www.laughoutloudjokesforkids.com.

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Laugh-Out-Loud Adventure Jokes for Kids - Rob Elliott

Dedication

To the international students who have shared their lives with me these past few years: Rita, David M, Icey, Jonita, Hayeong, Stefanie, Lucero, Kairu, David, and Michael. Knowing you is the best kind of adventure!

Contents

Cover

Title Page

Dedication

Begin Reading

About the Author

Copyright

About the Publisher

Begin Reading

Q: Why were there lizards all over the bathroom wall?

A: Because it had been rep-tiled.

Q: How do you call an alligator?

A: You croco-dial your phone.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wildebeest.

Wildebeest who?

Wildebeest marry Belle at the end of the story?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Parmesan.

Parmesan who?

Do I have your parmesan to come in?

Q: What do you call a squid with only six arms?

A: A hexa-pus.

Q: How does the runner like her eggs?

A: With a dash of pepper.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wanda.

Wanda who?

Wanda go hiking with me?

Q: Why did the clock go to jail?

A: For killing time!

Q: Why did the butcher work so hard?

A: He had to bring home the bacon.

Q: Why did the polar bear spit out the clown?

A: He tasted funny.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Joanna.

Joanna who?

Joanna go to the races today?

Q: Why did the sea captain throw peanut butter in the ocean?

A: He wanted to attract the jellyfish.

Q: What do you get when you cross an astronaut and a sea creature?

A: A starfish.

Q: What’s a sailor’s least favorite vegetable?

A: A leek.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Llama.

Llama who?

Llama in! It’s cold out here!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to go canoeing today?

Q: What kind of vegetables wear socks?

A: Potatoes.

Q: Why don’t fish ever go on vacation?

A: Because they’re always in schools.

Q: What kind of snake leads the band?

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