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Laugh-Out-Loud Adventure Jokes for Kids
Di Rob Elliott
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The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series reaches hilarious new heights with this collection of adventure-themed jokes, puns, and gut-busting gags. A great activity book for kids 5 to 10, including anyone looking for a boredom buster when home from school.
Rob Elliott’s bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million copies!
Jump into page after page of adrenaline-pumping puns and sweat-inducing zingers that will take you high up in the sky, deep down inside caves, beneath the ocean, and out into space.
Risk these jokes, riddles, and puns on your own or challenge your fellow adventurers.
If you're looking for funny books for kids, what could be better than one of Rob Elliott’s beloved joke books? These must-have knee-slappers will have the entire family in stitches, with knock-knock jokes, puns, and riddles for every occasion. Perfect for young comedians, class clowns, and adventurers of all ages!
Rob Elliott is a trusted resource for funny jokes that are hugely popular with elementary aged kids. As Brightly noted in a recommendation, his books have "knock-knock jokes, old classics, and even a few that you probably haven’t heard yet, which is a kindness for parents everywhere."
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Dedication
To the international students who have shared their lives with me these past few years: Rita, David M, Icey, Jonita, Hayeong, Stefanie, Lucero, Kairu, David, and Michael. Knowing you is the best kind of adventure!
Contents
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Begin Reading
About the Author
Copyright
About the Publisher
Begin Reading
Q: Why were there lizards all over the bathroom wall?
A: Because it had been rep-tiled.
Q: How do you call an alligator?
A: You croco-dial your phone.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wildebeest.
Wildebeest who?
Wildebeest marry Belle at the end of the story?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Parmesan.
Parmesan who?
Do I have your parmesan to come in?
Q: What do you call a squid with only six arms?
A: A hexa-pus.
Q: How does the runner like her eggs?
A: With a dash of pepper.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go hiking with me?
Q: Why did the clock go to jail?
A: For killing time!
Q: Why did the butcher work so hard?
A: He had to bring home the bacon.
Q: Why did the polar bear spit out the clown?
A: He tasted funny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joanna.
Joanna who?
Joanna go to the races today?
Q: Why did the sea captain throw peanut butter in the ocean?
A: He wanted to attract the jellyfish.
Q: What do you get when you cross an astronaut and a sea creature?
A: A starfish.
Q: What’s a sailor’s least favorite vegetable?
A: A leek.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
Llama in! It’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to go canoeing today?
Q: What kind of vegetables wear socks?
A: Potatoes.
Q: Why don’t fish ever go on vacation?
A: Because they’re always in schools.
Q: What kind of snake leads the band?