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Belly Laugh Hysterical Schoolyard Riddles and Puns for Kids: 350 Hysterical Riddles and Puns!
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A hilarious collection of 350 unique riddles and puns for smart back-to-school fun, complete with hysterical illustrations, and a laugh button!
Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
;A: To reach the high notes!
Q: What object is king of the classroom?
;A: The ruler!
Belly Laugh Hysterical Schoolyard Riddles and Puns for Kids is full of hilarious back-to-school fun! From snappy puns to clever riddles, this collection is complete with 350 jokes for kids and is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings. Perfect for long car rides, rainy days, and hanging out with friends, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home.
For kids ages five and up, this book is ideal for home, school, or really anywhere! Also included is a laughing-sound button for added entertainment!
Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
;A: To reach the high notes!
Q: What object is king of the classroom?
;A: The ruler!
Belly Laugh Hysterical Schoolyard Riddles and Puns for Kids is full of hilarious back-to-school fun! From snappy puns to clever riddles, this collection is complete with 350 jokes for kids and is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings. Perfect for long car rides, rainy days, and hanging out with friends, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home.
For kids ages five and up, this book is ideal for home, school, or really anywhere! Also included is a laughing-sound button for added entertainment!
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Sky Pony Press
The Sky Pony Press editors work at the children’ s book imprint of Skyhorse Publishing, Inc., in New York City.
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Belly Laugh Hysterical Schoolyard Riddles and Puns for Kids - Sky Pony Press
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben on summer vacation!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have to go back to school today?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita go to school tomorrow!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Carrie!
Carrie who?
Carrie my books to school for me, please!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Teddy!
Teddy who?
Teddy is the first day of school!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda!
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda class can hear me!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe!
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
B-4!
B-4 who?
B-4 you go to school, you better do your homework!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beta!
Beta who?
Beta be on time for school!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
From!
From who?
Actually, it should be From Whom!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for school!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad there’s no school on Saturday?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tamara!
Tamara who?
Tamara we have school!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spell!
Spell who?
W-H-O!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Door!
Door who?
Door your homework!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up, you’re late for school!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rita!
Rita who?
Rita book!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sadie!
Sadie who?
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