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Laugh-Out-Loud Springtime Jokes for Kids
Laugh-Out-Loud Springtime Jokes for Kids
Laugh-Out-Loud Springtime Jokes for Kids
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Laugh-Out-Loud Springtime Jokes for Kids

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The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series is back with a newly hatched set of spring-themed jokes for the whole family. A great activity book for kids 5 to 10, including anyone looking for a boredom buster when home from school.

These bright, clean jokes and sunny puns are sure to freshen up the winter air and help your family get through April showers.

Enjoy some laughs! Perfect for sharing with friends.

Q: Why are bunnies such good listeners? A: They’re all ears!

If you're looking for funny books for kids, what could be better than one of Rob Elliott’s beloved joke books? These must-have knee-slappers will have the entire family in stitches, with knock-knock jokes, puns, and riddles for every occasion. Perfect for young comedians, class clowns, and jokesters of all ages!

Rob Elliott is a trusted resource for funny jokes that are hugely popular with elementary aged kids. As Brightly noted in a recommendation, his books have "knock-knock jokes, old classics, and even a few that you probably haven’t heard yet, which is a kindness for parents everywhere."

Rob Elliott’s bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million copies!

LanguageEnglish
PublisherHarperCollins
Release dateFeb 12, 2019
ISBN9780062872210
Laugh-Out-Loud Springtime Jokes for Kids
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Rob Elliott

Rob Elliott is the bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Holiday Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Doodles for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids. His popular joke books have sold more than 6 million copies. Rob has been a publishing professional for more than twenty years. He lives in West Michigan, where in his spare time he enjoys laughing out loud with his wife and five children. You can visit him at laughoutloudjokesforkids.com.

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    Laugh-Out-Loud Springtime Jokes for Kids - Rob Elliott

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    Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?

    A: Because it was a little chicken.

    Q: Why did the egg go to bed?

    A: Because it was fried.

    Q: What do Bambi and the Easter bunny have in common?

    A: They are both buck-toothed.

    Q: How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?

    A: He gets lots of eggs-ercise.

    Q: How do pigs relax on a spring day?

    A: In a ham-mock.

    Q: Why did the farmer put a monkey, a giraffe, and an elephant in his garden?

    A: He wanted to grow zoo-cchini.

    Farmer Bob: How’s your corn growing this year?

    Farmer Sue: It’s a-maize-ing!

    Q: What is a penguin’s favorite vegetable?

    A: Snow peas.

    Q: Why did the Easter bunny want to be a comedian?

    A: He was a funny bunny.

    Q: What do you get when you cross the Easter bunny and a frog?

    A: Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit.

    Q: Why do farmers bury their money in the ground?

    A: They want to have rich soil.

    Q: What did the gardener do when all her plants wilted?

    A: She threw in the trowel.

    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    Ears.

    Ears who?

    Ears hoping you have a great spring!

    Q: What’s the most delicious flower?

    A: A delphini-yum!

    Q: What kind of bug is always on time?

    A: A clock-roach.

    Q: What did the Easter bunny say when he was left to color all the eggs by himself?

    A: I’m dyeing over here!

    Q: What kind of jokes do chickens tell?

    A: Egg yokes (jokes)!

    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    Olive.

    Olive who?

    Olive springtime!

    Q: Why does the Easter bunny only deliver once a year?

    A: Hare today, gone tomorrow.

    Q: How do you make a rabbit stew?

    A: Make it wait a few hours.

    Q: What is the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fools’ Day?

    A: One day you’re thankful and the other you’re prankful.

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