Make Lists Great Again: An Antidote to Trump Derangement Syndrome
By Bridget Rooney and J.S. Griffin
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What are the best quotes from people who predicted Trump would never be elected president? This question and many more are answered in Make Lists Great Again.
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Make Lists Great Again - Bridget Rooney
Making Lists Great Again: An Antidote to Trump Derangement Syndrome
Copyright © 2018 by Bridget Rooney and J.S. Griffin
Published by Elston Books, LLC
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any matter whatsoever without written permission from the authors. The only exception is by a reviewer, who may quote short excerpts in a review.
eISBN: 978-1-54395-290-2
Printed in the United States of America.
First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.
—Gandhi
Table of Contents
PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
NOVEMBER 9, 2016 NEWSPAPER HEADLINES
PRESIDENTIAL SUCCESSES
2016 ELECTION
FAKE NEWS MEDIA
RUSSIAN HOAX
THE FIX IS IN: HILLARY CLINTON EMAIL SCANDAL
PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP: PART 2
BONUS LISTS
About the Authors
PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
45th President of the United States of America
DOB: June 14th, 1946
NOVEMBER 9, 2016 NEWSPAPER HEADLINES
Trump Shocks the World
- The Nation
Trumpquake
- Daily Mail
It’s President Trump … What Have They Done?
- Daily Mirror
Trump Nation
- The Salt Lake Tribune
W.T.F.
- Daily Telegraph
Madam President
- The Washington Post (advance edition)
Trumped
- Daily Sun
LISTS OF DEGREES, HONORS AND AWARDS RECEIVED BY DONALD TRUMP
Note: Donald Trump has received numerous honorary academic degrees, and business and government awards. The following is only a partial list.
Bachelor of Science in economics from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania (1968)
Honorary Doctor of Laws from Lehigh University (1988)
Tree of Life Award by the Jewish National Fund (1983)
Ellis Island Medal of Honor in celebration of patriotism, tolerance, brotherhood and diversity.
(1986)
Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (2007)
Time magazine Person of the Year (2016)
Medal of Bravery from the Afghan people by Logar Province (2018)
Muhammad Ali Entrepreneur Award (2007)
New Jersey Boxing Hall of Fame (2005)
WWE Hall of Fame (2013)
J.S. GRIFFIN’S 5 MOST INTRIGUING PEOPLE DONALD TRUMP HAS EVER PLAYED GOLF WITH AT MAR-A-LAGO CLUB GOLF COURSE
Xi Chi Jinping
Tiger Woods
Peyton Manning
Bill Clinton
Shinzo Abe
GEORGE ELSTON’S 10 FAVORITE TRUMP TWEETS
THE ONLY REASON TO VOTE FOR A DEMOCRAT IS IF YOU’RE TIRED OF WINNING!
October 2, 2018
"Pervert alert. @RepWeiner is back on twitter. All girls under the age of 18, block him immediately." November 7, 2012
Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!
September 28, 2014
Just heard Foreign Minister of North Korea speak at U.N. If he echoes thoughts of Little Rocket Man, they won’t be around much longer!
September 23, 2017
How long did it take your staff of 823 people to think that up—and where are your 33,000 emails that you deleted?
In response to Hillary Clinton tweeting to him Delete your [Twitter] account.
June 9, 2016
The media is spending more time doing a forensic analysis of Melania’s speech than the FBI spent on Hillary’s emails.
July 20, 2016
The media and establishment want me out of the race so badly - I WILL NEVER DROP OUT OF THE RACE, WILL NEVER LET MY SUPPORTERS DOWN! #MAGA.
October 8, 2016
"For