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    Bad Kitty Takes the Test
    Bad Kitty Takes the Test
    Bad Kitty Takes the Test
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    Bad Kitty Takes the Test

    By Nick Bruel

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    It's something everyone has to do at least once. Kitty is no different. In this new edition of the beloved, bestselling Bad Kitty series from author-illustrator Nick Bruel, Bad Kitty takes. . . the test!

    Based on her previous bad behavior, the Society of Cat Aptitude has determined that Kitty is not only a bad kitty but a bad cat. In order to redeem her feline status, Kitty must take an aptitude test to determine if she deserves to be a cat. If she fails, she will no longer be able to be a cat. With the help of Chatty Kitty, who is the instructor at Cat School, and Uncle Murray, who thinks he's just there to renew his driver's license, Kitty learns all about being a cat and a little about herself.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMacmillan Publishers
    Release dateJan 3, 2017
    ISBN9781250150141
    Bad Kitty Takes the Test
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    Nick Bruel

    Nick Bruel is the creator of the New York Times bestselling Bad Kitty series. He lives with his family in Pleasantville, New York along with their sometimes-good-sometimes-bad cats Rose and Noodles.

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    • 5/5
      This was a great book I would recommend this to kids 5 through 10 years old loved the book was funny. Love bad kitty series!

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      This was a good book to read!!!! Hilarious book! :)

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      I love this book it’s so funny ???????I love this book

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      it was so halarius I laghed my head off . soooooooooooooooo good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      the book is fanatic and cool blah b;ah blah blah blah

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