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    Silly Alien Space War Stories for Bigger Kids
    Silly Alien Space War Stories for Bigger Kids
    Silly Alien Space War Stories for Bigger Kids
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    Silly Alien Space War Stories for Bigger Kids

    By Denis Hayes

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    Do other superior beings really exist outside of Earth? Of course they do and in this book they are very active all over all over the Universe but not always in a serious way.

    The Sramsians, Sunevians and Otulpians are from three identical planets in the same orbit around the same sun in a very old galaxy on the far side of the Universe that has no sides. They come from a Galaxy so old that its name has been forgotten and so is just called The Oldest Galaxy.

    The Creator has made them Caretakers, Custodians and the Commissioners of the Universe as the Creator is very busy creating.

    This second book in the series centres around an attack from another Universe led by an Alien who had slipped into our Universe aeons before and had created havoc. He had been deported, supposedly back to his own Universe but had been dumped into a different one by mistake. He has been plotting his revenge ever since.

    Our Aliens have developed a Space Fighter to end all wars but found that only Humans can utilise it to the full.

    This is a story of how one man saved the Universe and returned to tell the tale.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPartridge Publishing Singapore
    Release dateSep 26, 2013
    ISBN9781482892734
    Silly Alien Space War Stories for Bigger Kids
    Author

    Denis Hayes

    The English author has worked on many projects in many countries of the world, living an adventurous and sometimes dangerous life. He has entertained and has been entertained by royalty, premiers, ministers, and VIPs. After writing books for children, he wishes to introduce adults to their same old world but viewed from a different perspective. He has been married four times and has eight children yet vigorously defends the sanctity of marriage and deplores the increase in the world’s population. He uses his books to turn the world upside down and inside out because he believes that is the only way to make sense of everything. He lives with his lovely Asian wife and three boys in Malaysia. He personally draws and colours all the characters by hand.

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      Silly Alien Space War Stories for Bigger Kids - Denis Hayes

      Copyright © 2014 Denis Hayes. All rights reserved.

      ISBN

      978-1-4828-9603-9 (sc)

      978-1-4828-9273-4 (e)

      All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced by any means, graphic, electronic, or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, taping or by any information storage retrieval system without the written permission of the publisher except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles and reviews.

      Because of the dynamic nature of the Internet, any web addresses or links contained in this book may have changed since publication and may no longer be valid. The views expressed in this work are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of the publisher, and the publisher hereby disclaims any responsibility for them.

      To order additional copies of this book, contact

      Toll Free 800 101 2657 (Singapore)

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      orders.singapore@partridgepublishing.com

      www.partridgepublishing.com/singapore

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      Contents

      Chapter One

      Chapter Two

      Chapter Three

      Chapter Four

      Chapter Five

      Chapter Six

      Chapter One

      I had just dropped my young wife off at her workshop and was turning the car round to head back home when it happened.

      A tremendous tropical storm erupted directly overhead.

      Thunder, lightning, torrents of rain, the lot.

      I was just cursing my luck, as storms like this caused flash floods and extensive traffic jams, when I saw a brilliant flash, heard a tremendous bang, felt an awful shock, and then nothing!

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      I saw a brilliant flash and heard a tremendous bang!

      I had died!

      Nothing - no heaven, no hell, no angels with wings or harps, no devils with tails or tridents. Just nothing.

      There was nothing for a long while. But how could I know that if I was dead?

      Wait a minute - that was something!

      Was I actually experiencing light, noise, vague shapes and pain? Perhaps I was in heaven or hell after all.

      Then nothing again.

      Sometimes light and pain and then blackout.

      What was going on? Something was happening. Was I in transit from the human world to the spirit world? Was my soul being collected and tortured by sadistic powers in the universe?

      No.

      I finally woke up in a hospital room. It didn’t look like any heaven or hell to me, very ordinary in fact. I pinched myself and thought that at least I didn’t appear to be dead after all.

      But I did seem different and I did feel different.

      I sat up. No problem.

      I stood up. No problem.

      I walked over to a mirror. No problem. I looked in the mirror. Who the hell was that looking back at me? It didn’t look like me but by moving around and pulling faces I realized that it was me. It was a sort of young me but not quite.

      What the hell had happened?

      As I regained my faculties I found that I was aware of things that had never crossed my mind before - in fact things that I had never known before. This was weird but my circumstances were about to get even more weird.

      I looked around for the source of a faint hissing noise but before I could find it I felt very tired, climbed back on the bed and went to sleep.

      I woke up.

      What is this? I thought, not again. Wake up! Lay down! Wake up! Go to sleep! Wake up! This is getting tedious.

      Welcome, a voice said.

      Wow, where did that come from?

      I jumped up, looked around but no one was there.

      No hospital room either. I was in a hotel room, five stars in fact. So where the hell was I and who the devil was talking to me?

      Welcome Earthlet, we trust you are well, said the voice.

      OK, stop mucking about, don’t hide, stop taking the mickey out of me and tell me what is going on, right now? I cried out angrily.

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      I had an Astronaut’s panoramic view of space

      Pull your curtains and take a look out of the window, the voice replied calmly.

      I hesitated, then, Right I will, and it’d better be good, I exclaimed.

      I did it. I yanked back the curtains, peered out cockily and stepped back sharply, very sharply.

      Good God, what the hell, what on earth is that, where am I? I shouted.

      That’s just the point, said the voice, it’s not God, you are not on earth and certainly not in hell, well at least not yet, ha ha. That’s a bit of Earthlet humour for you, by the way.

      Yeah, very funny!

      But the view wasn’t. It was incredible.

      I had an Astronaut’s panoramic view of space. The sky was just a crystal clear dark void with millions of stars shining like arc lamps.

      The Earth and Moon seemed to be suspended motionless in nothingness, their contrasting colors appearing glorious in the reflected light from the Sun.

      The stars also seemed to be making patterns in the sky, forming shapes and words, or was it just my new found imagination and perception?

      I now knew where I wasn’t but I wanted to know where I was.

      The voice seemed able to read my thoughts.

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