The Museum of Dubious Art
By Neil Baker
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Neil Baker
Neil Baker is a novelist, short story writer, poet, artist, and world-renowned psychic. Neil holds a degree in Psychology and has been a psycho-dramatist for a private psychiatric hospital. He has also managed a theater, a candy store, a bookstore, a golf course, an all-night Seven-Eleven, and a motel. He has been a library page, a children's activities director, a senior citizens' activities director, an actor, a gravedigger, a Big Foot tracker, and a professional psychic and medium. Neil is also the co-host of a podcast, "The Neil and Kristin Baker Psychic Hour," and is currently in the process of writing his first non-fiction book with his wife, Kristin Baker. Neil has conducted over 100,000 personal readings and has accomplished this variety of roles while maintaining a somewhat questionable existence within the severe physical contours of the earth.
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The Museum of Dubious Art - Neil Baker
© 2012 Neil Baker. All rights reserved.
No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted by any means without the written permission of the author.
Published by AuthorHouse 6/18/13
ISBN: 978-1-4772-8676-0 (sc)
ISBN: 978-1-4772-8675-3 (e)
Library of Congress Control Number: 2012921720
Because of the dynamic nature of the Internet, any web addresses or links contained in this book may have changed since publication and may no longer be valid. The views expressed in this work are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of the publisher, and the publisher hereby disclaims any responsibility for them.
CONTENTS
Introduction
Beach Couple
Singing The Blues
Graduation Day
The Boss
Park Bench
Te Leus Le Dog
Gay Bar
Jonah
Two Thinking Rabbis
Young Ornithologist
Revolution
The Stone Throwers
The Lost Child
Sophisticated Ladies
Renaissance
The Pursuit
Three Brothers
Life Is Not A Beach
The Stairway
The Evangelist
Circus Preview
Novus Ordo Seclorum
Surprise Visit
First Glance
The Comforting Therapist
Hollywood Mogul
Moonlight Escapade
Mother’s Against Abortion
Out The Z Room
Alka-helter
Boredom
Watchdog
Divorce Court
Hanukkah Cats
Judy Tormenting Demons
Don Decodey
The Other Woman
Custody Battle
Recording Studio
Curtain Call
Quick Dip
Family Outing
Off To Work
Manhunt
Felina’s Cat Show
How To Seduce Eve
Basket Cases
Strange Encounter On A Sunday
Civil War Secrets
Confounding The Law
The Death Of Gaia
Nude Dreams
I Prefer Someone A Bit More Agressive
Arresting Farmer John
The Boxer’s Genie
Cross Dresser
Hen Pecked
Four Masons
The Entomologist
Snail Crossing
Harvey and the Parlor
Mother’s Day
Mother’s KISS
Real Estate Ladies
Christmas Day
Born to Be Mom’s
Satan’s Flee
Lost Innocence
Hollywood Premier
The Actor’s Assassin
Garage Sale
Mrs. L
Rock Star Obsession
Friday Night Boxing
Final Hour
The Nymphs
The Prisoner
The Audition
Chinese Cat
Fisherman’s Protest
Venice Ballerinas
Nightclub Thanatos
The Fishers
The Kite Flyer
NRF
Street Scene
Blind Revision
Bit Tipsy
Witch Doctor
Three Muses
No Smoking
Disappearing Act
Pet Food Stand
The Classroom
Same Old Shit
Bathing
King Zeus
E=MC Dog
Pisces
Emergency Ward
Professor Anthropology
Nude