Coyotes Always Howl at Midnight: Tales of a '70S Rancher's Wife
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From day one -- with no prior experience -- the author turns into a stepmother and ranch hand. The results: often disastrous, other times quite funny.
Close encounters with animals she's only seen or driven by before leave her screaming in terror, or feigning bravery beyond the call of duty. "Me, touch a chicken?" "There's a snake on my windshield!"
The livestock sale barn, learning to ride a horse, raising a brood of 65 fancy-breed chickens provide surprising awakenings. And she never expected to be tramping in the mountains with a husband who is first, a biologist, and second (she discovers), a part-time rancher.
The children share the adventure. Their fun, and not-so-much fun, activities are described thoughout.
"Women are still pioneering -- and still venturing West."
Audrey Keen-Hansen
In 1971, the author, Audrey Keen-Hansen, was a widow with a 13-year-old son for whom she very much wanted a father. She happened to meet a widower raising two children, ages 6 and 8. They needed a mother. The two parents decided to put the families together, but to do so, Audrey who had always lived in the city, had to move to her new husband's ranch in an isolated Colorado Valley. This book is about how she suddenly became a ranch hand and stepmother, and her adventures in doing so. Lots of mistakes; lots of laughs. A former broadcaster, news writer, and college professor. the author earned her B.A. and M.A. in Speech Communications from the University of Wisconsin-Madison and taught at Western Illinois University and the University of Wisconsin-Oshkosh. She currently lives in Albuquerque, New Mexico. She currently lives in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
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Coyotes Always Howl at Midnight - Audrey Keen-Hansen
Coyotes Always
Howl at Midnight
Tales of a ‘70s Rancher’s Wife
Audrey Keen-Hansen
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Contents
INTRODUCTION
PROLOGUE
TALE ONE Colorado, Here I Come!
1 The Little Kingdom
2 The Young Ranch Hands
3 Changes
4 Sure, I Had a Honeymoon
5 The Gun Slinger
6 Our Adobe Hacienda
7 Chokecherry Moments
TALE TWO Critters, Cookpots, and Catastrophes
1 Not All Food Comes from the Supermarket?
2 Ham Hocks and Beans
3 A Vegetable Garden Saves Money
TALE THREE Wild Introductions
1 The Birdman of the Valley
2 In His Mountain Habitat
3 Bug-gy Moments
TALE FOUR Out in the Cold
1 Shivering Timbers
2 Whoops!
3 Horse Games
TALE FIVE The Lady and Cleopatra
1 A Kingdom for a Horse
2 Horse Feat
3 Call the Vet
TALE SIX Our Creatures, Large and Small
1 Acres of Animals
2 Adventure at the Sale Barn
3 They Eat Hogs, Don’t They?
4 Intermediate Thoughts
TALE SEVEN Finding the Rocky Mountain High
1 Eagle Feathers
2 Head-y Stuff
3 Snowbound
4 Height Fright
TALE EIGHT Ruffling Some Feathers
1 The Trouble with Charley
2 Cheaper by the Dozens
3 But the Intruders Came …
4 To Make a Better Omelet
5 Of Mice and Hens
TALE NINE The Wiggly Ones
1 The Hat Band Adventure
2 Veryl’s Surprise
3 The Windshield Caper
EPILOGUE
If one advances confidently in the direction of her dreams,
and endeavors to lead a life that she has imagined,
she will meet with success unexpected in common hours.
(With apologies to Henry David Thoreau)
For the children – Chris, Ann, and Mark – who shared the adventure.
INTRODUCTION
ONE DAY, in a contemplative mood, I realized that a piece of my life was becoming lost in the quick step of near–term experiences.
Was it odd, I wondered, that a city person like me had joined the exodus to Colorado in the early 1970s – a time of hippies, John Denver’s songs, and Colorado High
– and had experienced a Western life previously only conceived of in fantasy?
Did it matter, I wondered, that I’d been widowed young and raised my son – from his ninth month through thirteenth year – alone, all the time pursuing a career, desperate to provide him a good life, pushing back loneliness that I had not had time to alleviate?
I was 42-years-old, a veteran of the equal rights movement. I’d taught at a university and established the school’s first women’s program. I was independent. Yet I had thrown that life to the wind to become a rancher’s wife, a stepmother, and had entered a brand-new world in the West.
I decided to save the memories. I wrote down those that caused so much happiness and satisfaction, so much anguish and frustration.
Western literature is full of old-time sheriffs, wagon train diaries, cowboys and Indians. Could there be room for a woman’s latter-day experiences full of trial, error, and adventure?
I wonder.
COYOTES ALWAYS HOWL AT MIDNIGHT
Tales of a Rancher’s Wife
PROLOGUE
SILENCE BLANKETED our valley on summer mornings, broken only by a meadowlark’s song or the crow of a distant rooster. Over at the crest of the mountains, bright lemon sunshine crept into a wide and empty sky.
We arose early one such morning, my husband Veryl and I, determined to manicure our long–neglected lawn. A twenty–foot