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    My Weirdest School #11: Mr. Will Needs to Chill!
    My Weirdest School #11: Mr. Will Needs to Chill!
    My Weirdest School #11: Mr. Will Needs to Chill!
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    My Weirdest School #11: Mr. Will Needs to Chill!

    By Dan Gutman and Jim Paillot

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    With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!

    In this eleventh book in the My Weirdest School series, local ice-cream man Mr. Will is bringing delicious treats to Ella Mentry School! But Dr. Carbles has banned desserts forever and will stop at nothing to ensure that no one breaks the rules.

    Will A.J. and the gang ever get to enjoy the sweet taste of a push-up pop again?!

    Perfect for reluctant readers and all kids hungry for funny school stories, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins
    Release dateJun 19, 2018
    ISBN9780062429445
    My Weirdest School #11: Mr. Will Needs to Chill!
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    Dan Gutman

    Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 35 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.

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    My Weirdest School #11 - Dan Gutman

    1. The Ding-Dong Man

    My name is A.J. and I hate ice cream.

    Well, I don’t hate all ice cream. I like normal ice cream, like vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, and mint chip. But my friend Billy, who lives around the corner, told me he likes weird ice cream flavors like bacon, garlic, and octopus. What’s up with that? Why would anybody want to eat octopus-flavored ice cream? What dumbhead dreamed up that idea?

    You probably think this book has nothing to do with ice cream, but you’re wrong. It has everything to do with ice cream.

    You see, it was Friday, and we just pledged the allegiance in Mr. Cooper’s class like we do every morning. That’s when an announcement came over the loudspeaker. It was our principal, Mr. Klutz.

    Good morning, Ella Mentry students, he announced. It’s a sunny day today. Lunch will be sloppy joe sandwiches. There are no birthdays today. The big news is that Mrs. Jafee and I are leaving this morning to go to Principal Camp.

    Oh, yeah. Every year, Mr. Klutz and our vice principal, Mrs. Jafee, go hang out in the woods for a few days with a bunch of other principals. Nobody knows why.

    We’re going to learn all kinds of new and creative teaching methods to help you kids learn better, said Mr. Klutz.

    Oh, so that’s why they’re going to Principal Camp. I wondered who would be our principal while Mr. Klutz and Mrs. Jafee were gone.

    While we’re gone, Mr. Klutz continued, the acting principal will be Dr. Marshall Carbles, the president of the Board of Education.

    Oh no! Not Dr. Carbles! He’s the meanest man in the history of the world.*

    Have a nice weekend! announced Mr. Klutz. I’ll see you when I get back from Principal Camp.

    It was hard to focus on reading and writing and math. I kept thinking about mean Dr. Carbles.

    It was also hard to focus on reading and writing and math because it’s reading and writing and math. It would be a lot easier to focus on video games, skateboarding, and football. Too bad we don’t study those things in school.

    Finally it was time for recess, the best part of the day. Me and the gang ran out to the playground to play on the monkey bars. That’s when we heard a tinkling sound.

    You know the sound I’m talking about?* It’s the greatest sound in the world. It’s the Ding-Dong truck coming down the street! Everybody stopped what they were doing.

    It’s Mr. Will, the Ding-Dong man! shouted Michael, who never ties his

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