Uncorked: My year in Provence studying Pétanque, discovering Chagall, drinking Pastis, and mangling French
By Paul Shore
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Will having smoke repeatedly blown in his face deter a foreigner from breaking in to French culture? Find out, as Paul Shore’s evocative story telling, wry wit, and big heart, inspire and entertain you, as he tells the tale of how he gained acceptance inside a charming village in France.
Shore’s storytelling humorously celebrates the “uncorking” of many of France’s most cherished traditions --- learning to play boules under the clandestine cover of darkness; cheese-plate etiquette; drinking before noon; and dodging exhaled cigarette smoke!
Paul also uncovers personal awakenings about the value of following paths-less-travelled, and slowing down to smell-the-roses. All while, his self-deprecating humor and sincere respect for the value of traditions enable him to make friends and gain acceptance within a quirky foreign culture.
And, triggered by living for a year in the village of the great artist Marc Chagall, Shore also reflects on the challenges that all newcomers face in their adopted lands.
TREAT YOURSELF TODAY to some laughter and fond reminiscing about your own travels!
WINNER of the 2017 Whistler Independent Book Award for Non-Fiction, and a 2017 Next Generation Indie Book Awards finalist.
"Cross-cultural endeavors never go out of style. Shore will make readers smile and reminisce over their own youthful sojourns in faraway lands. Uncorked is a well written and diverting book that many readers will treasure."
--- Judge's Commentary, 25th Annual Writer’s Digest Self-Published Book Awards
"Shore's use of the game of Pétanque as a point of entry to address areas of personal alienation is a great literary and narrative choice. This memoir made me laugh; especially Paul's foil Hubert, who is a star. And its funny and illuminating stories contain a soul that is touching too!"
--- J.J. Lee, CBC radio host, author, and Governor General's Literary Award finalist
“Exactly the type of book I crave...only better! Shore's writing immediately feels like you're on a tour with a friend who tells it like it is. His self-deprecating humor and humility make it no wonder that he found a way to ingratiate himself into a tight-knit community in the south of France and enjoy life as a local.”
--- “Sandy Abrams, entrepreneur, author of Your Idea, Inc, and Huffington Post blogger
"Like a wry cross between Bill Bryson and Dave Bidini, Paul Shore’s funny, self-deprecating and wholesome recounting of a year spent in Provence is one part travelogue, one part self-help guide, and one part memoir. Uncorked is just like a good French wine: light, delicious, and full of flavour."
--- Grant Lawrence, CBC broadcaster and author of Adventures in Solitude
“A computer geek in the South of France? What could go wrong? With remarkable storytelling skill, Shore brings to life a time and place where community, simplicity and a slower pace were revered — a younger generation's A Year in Provence.”
--- Sarah Bancroft, writer of the blog A Year in Paris
Paul Shore
Paul Shore is a technology industry veteran and award-winning author who has worked around the globe. His drive to embrace new challenges has seen Paul involved in a variety of pursuits. After the software startup he was with in France was acquired by computer chip maker Broadcom in 1999, Paul returned to Vancouver and led the company’s voice-over-internet group for years. Marrying a talent for business with a passion for sport and community, Shore pursued a role in the world of sports and spent an inspiring, and at times physically risky, few years working for the 2010 Olympic and Paralympic Games. He has also regularly dedicated energy to volunteerism, while living in Whistler with his wife and children and exploring the mountains and ocean of the coast.
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Uncorked - Paul Shore
PROLOGUE
WATCHING SILENTLY
I COUNTED FOUR weathered old men, two of them holding shiny silver balls that filled both their hands, the other two men grasping just one of those spheres in one hand. Scattered around a tiny, bright yellow ball lying on the sandy ground in front of the café were six more metal balls just like those in the leathery hands. Those hands surely were cold, since the January sun had just set behind the hills surrounding Saint-Paul de Vence, leaving the sky painted in soft pastel colours all the way down to where it met the glimmering surface of the Mediterranean Sea in the distance. I inhaled deeply, the smoke from the men’s cigarettes mixing with the sweet smell of burning vineyard clippings to produce a remarkably unique and pleasant scent.
Whatever this game was that they were so focused on, they were playing it in peace. They had the grounds to themselves at this quiet time of year, when the tourist hordes were back at home earning a living and the locals retired early each evening because of the short days and the chill in the air. The only interruptions came from passing mopeds that sputtered their way up the village’s narrow cobblestone ring road every now and then, earning the riders looks of disdain from the players, who forced sharp exhales of smoke in unison from between pursed lips.
The only other people in sight were a couple seated in wicker chairs at a round, marble-topped table on the terrace of the café—he smoking, drinking an espresso, and listening; she talking passionately, yet softly enough not to distract the players or draw attention to herself. And there was also the surly barman serving three local gentlemen a liquor that turned cloudy white each time he topped up their glasses with water from a carafe—pastis. Plus me, perched on the stout, ancient, stone wall that surrounded the playing area and the few massive trees growing out of it, watching this mysterious game intently and silently, not daring to ask a single question of anybody.
I would learn soon that the game was called puh-taunq... pétanque. And that the great painter Marc Chagall had frequented this café with friends, while living in Saint-Paul. How was I going to gain entry into the arcane world of this ancient game with its half-understood rituals and ancient codes, and moreover, how was I going to embed myself deeply enough in Saint-Paul to understand even a little about its culture and history? I had no idea, though I was determined to do precisely that. But for the moment I was simply going to absorb the theatrics playing out in front of me, as the four crusty old men played, laughed, smoked, and, from time to time, kicked an unattended dog that wandered through their match.
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A MYSTERIOUS GAME
THE FRENCH word bisou is used to describe the charming manner in which the French greet one another with a ceremonial kiss on both cheeks. This act should not to be mistaken for a sign of real affection or even friendship, but rather as a refreshingly warm way of saying hello or goodbye.
As tourists in France, we foreigners have all been witness to these tiny gifts, though seldom do we gain admittance into the tightknit club of the 60 million or so people who exchange them. There are exceptions to the rule that a bisou does not convey real affection—one is the rare occasion when men exchange the pleasantry, rather than the typical handshake they nearly always use instead. Receiving and delivering countless bisous during my year in the magical Côte d’Azur village of Saint-Paul de Vence made me feel a sense of limited belonging,
but when my neighbour, friend, and, most importantly, pétanque coach, Hubert, bid me farewell by initiating a bisou, after my last match and last pastis as a local, it gave me pause to reflect on how close I had become to this part of the world, its people, its culture, and the game I fell in love with the minute I first laid eyes on it: pétanque! And that ultimate bisou also made me realize just how much chutzpah it had taken to break into French culture by daring to play pétanque, never mind to succeed in becoming good at it.
For the uninitiated—in other words, anybody who isn’t French (and, according to most of the people of France, that means Canada’s Quebecois too)—pétanque looks a little like the Italian game of bocce, or the British game of lawn bowling, or even the winter sport of curling that is popular in Canada. Though I advise not to suggest such similarities out loud while standing on French soil, unless you have no desire to try to play the game, no desire to be welcomed into a café, no desire to gain the friendship of a local, and you desire to have the nickname Monsieur Con—the polite translation of which is, village idiot.
You see, pétanque IS uniquely French. It would be less of a faux-pas to say Hey Jacques, this Châteauneuf-du-Pape is decent red wine, but it’s a far cry from a Napa Valley red,
than to say pétanque is similar to ANY other game.
To provide a thorough outline of the rules, strategy, and art—yes, art—of the game would require an anthology so detailed and so tedious to read, not to mention so difficult to obtain agreement on from even just a minyan of French citizens, that I don’t dare start down that path. Instead I offer up the following précis.
Pétanque is typically played between two teams of two players. The players tend to be middle-aged to elderly men, whose exposure to the sun from playing the game gives them a healthy, light-brown tinge, usually coupled with a skin texture similar to that of a well-aged French plum... i.e. a prune. These gentlemen speak seldom, and when they do open their mouths what is heard is usually slang or profanity, or silence followed by a puff of smoke from the drag they took of a cigarette several minutes earlier.
Having described the combatants, I’ll move on to the playing surface, le terrain, and the equipment. For the purists pétanque isn’t played on an organized field but on a small, open patch of grassless ground next to a public gathering place, like a café or a church. The grounds may be anything but uniform in size, shape, and consistency of dirt, and may include any number of obstacles, such as massive plane trees, café terraces, and elderly dogs. This non-uniformity is a big part of the charm and challenge of the game. Each player owns his or her personal set of three metal balls—or borrows a set from the nearby café, thereby indicating a lack of dedication to the game. To proudly and comfortably carry the heavy little metallic projectiles through the streets of one’s beautiful 15th-century village on the way to a match, each ball owner also owns what can be best described as a mini leather briefcase precisely the size of three stacked balls. Tucked into corners of this little briefcase are two more crucial objects—first, a tiny towel for wiping dust from the balls and hands, to avoid the calamity of a ball slipping from one’s hand during a play; and second, a tiny, coloured, wooden ball about the size of a plump cherry, which is the focal point of every throw. This small ball is the target that competitors attempt to park their metal balls closest to. This little round guy goes by many names: bouchon [cork], cochonnet [piglet], or simply le petit.
Which brings me to my favourite French word, bouchon—cork. The word gets used in my three favourite French pastimes: wine drinking, driving, and pétanque. Its use in driving is the least obvious, though every time I drove in Paris I saw it used in electronic signage that was flashing a message that read something like "circulation bouchon [traffic corked]." The word sounds so French and beautiful: bouchon, bouchon, bouchon. I just love saying it out loud.
But back to the game. The basic aim is to get at least one of your team’s six balls closer to the bouchon than all of the other team’s balls. Once all of the players have thrown or rolled all of their balls, if you’re closest, you score one point, plus an additional point for each next closest ball that also belongs to your team—still with me? Now, scoring one single point is often a bad thing because it means you have to go first the next time the bouchon is tossed, which puts you at a disadvantage in that round... still with me? Oh, I forgot to mention that a match is made up of an indeterminate number of rounds, or "mènes"—or as we Canadians would call them in the icy game of curling, ends,
though in that sport there is a minimum number of 10 ends, a rule that would be far too constraining for the magical game of pétanque. Each round starts with the tossing of the little bouchon ball, which becomes the target for the larger metal point-scoring balls. And each match culminates when one team reaches 13 total points and is leading by at least 2 points, after any number of rounds—still with me? Surely not.
Now the way you toss your metal ball can either take the form of rolling it, which is called pointing
and which gets you dubbed the pointeur of your team, or throwing the ball in the air, which is called shooting
and which earns you the name tireur.
Ok, I’ll dispense with the rest of the basic, rudimentary, beginner’s outline, now that you are gaining an appreciation for the complexity of the game and are surely beginning to see that if you mix in the requirements of sharp hand-eye coordination, strategy, and the art of playing psychological mind games, you really have something that is difficult to master. It’s a bit like chess, if chess required coordination and keeping your eyes peeled so that a metal projectile didn’t crush your toes. Note that I required several private tutor sessions simply to gain this rough level of understanding, so that I could watch others play and have a clue why they seem to be randomly tossing balls around a patch of dirt, showing a modest amount of care not to injure one another.
And so I turn back to how I came to arrive in Saint-Paul de Vence and my first encounter with this mysterious game. I had been to the Côte d’Azur as a Euro-Railing new university graduate a decade earlier. I’d scratched the surface of Nice, Cannes, and Monaco, like most narrow-minded, wide-eyed young travelers who do the typical 12-country, 37-city European been there, done that, got the t-shirt
tour. All I recall from the Mediterranean portion of that trip is trying to catch glimpses of movie stars attending the famous Cannes Film Festival; eating excellent thin crust pizza in the Vieille Ville [Old Town] area of Nice; and gawking at the beauty of Monaco’s apartments, yachts, sports cars, vistas, and women (especially the topless ones on the white smooth pebbly beach that felt like it was manicured