As I Remember It
By Ken Rotcop
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As I Remember It: My 50 Year Career As An Award Winning Writer, Producer, And Studio Executive by Ken Rotcop
Film producers and studio executives know the nitty-gritty behind the scenes. Award-winning writer/producer/executive Ken Rotcop now tells all about the comical, dramatic, and tragic celebrities he befriended.
Look through the mirror on the wall to see the stars as they were without their masks, including Marilyn Monroe, Peter O’Toole, Mel Brooks, Peter Faulk, Monty Hall, Regis Philbin, Mickey Mantel, John Barrymore, Jr., Baron Hilton, and Jack Klugman.
Discover:
-Who killed Marilyn Monroe
-Why Regis Philbin never talked about his son
-Why a screenwriter committed suicide just before Barbara Streisand and Burt Reynolds agreed to star in her screenplay
-The nun and her Jewish boyfriend who were closer than rosary beads
-The space shuttle worker who believed that we never went to the moon
-The midget who stretched her body fourteen inches
-What killed Allison Hayes, star of The Attack of the 50 Foot Woman
-Science fiction writer Ray Bradbury’s poem to Ken
-Why John Barrymore, Jr. tried to throw Ken from a 12th-floor window
-Facts behind the fiction on The Mitch Miller Show, Some Like It Hot, Blazing Saddles, Murder Inc., Columbo, Let’s Make a Deal, Regis and Kelly, Spiderman, Charlotte’s Web, Lawerence of Arabia, Martian Chronicles, We Never Went To The Moon, Quincy, Hollywood Hot Tubs, Roots, and Funny Girl.
Illustrated.
About the author: writer/producer Ken Rotcop is the author of The Perfect Pitch: How To Sell Yourself And Your Idea To Hollywood series, and he has received a Writer’s Guild Award, an Image Award, and a Neil Simon Award for writing and producing For Us, The Living: The Story Of Medgar Evers (1983).
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As I Remember It - Ken Rotcop
Dedication
This book is dedicated to Tyler Bohle, my grandson who lives in Berlin and hardly knows me, our meetings are so few and so far apart. I hope these stories will allow him to know his grandpa a little better.
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I also dedicate this book to my audiences who have heard me speak on cruise ships.
I’m really not a lecturer. Lecturers teach. I think I entertain. I tell stories. Stories about Hollywood. As I remember it. Stories about celebs I’ve worked with, rubbed elbows with, and those who became friends.
Stories that evidently audience members wanted to share with others.
Evidently, after speaking, audience members would come up to me and ask where they could purchase these stories.
Surely you’ve written them down in a book.
Well, uh, actually no.
That is until now.
Thanks for asking.
Here are those stories.
What a wonderful life I’ve had!
I only wish I’d realized it sooner.
- Colette
Contents
Dedication
Acknowledgements
Introduction
NEW YORK
Mitch Miller
Peter Falk
Michelle Cousin
Mel Brooks
Marilyn Monroe
Hollywood
Monty Hall
Regis Philbin
Medgar Evers
Stan Lee
John Cassavetes
E.B. White
Mickey Mantle
John Drew Barrymore, Jr.
Peter O’Toole
Ray Bradbury
Las Vegas
Paul Harris
Barron Hilton
Frankie Carr
Bill Kaysing
Back To Hollywood
Allison Hayes & Jack Klugman
Remy O’Neill
Gerry Fried
Carl Winderl
Sister Janet
Tiffanie DiDonato
Barbra Streisand & Burt Reynolds
About the Author
About the Artist
Acknowledgements
To my lovely wife Connie, who kept the home fires burning, the soup hot in the kettle, the biscuits warm in the oven, and snuggled up with Kady our dog on our love seat in my office and watched and listened to me talking to myself, laughing, bickering, mumbling and crying while I burned the midnight oil.
To my wonderful assistant Brian Frederick, editor, and extension of my family, without whom I would be lost. He has made himself available to Connie and Kady and me 24/7. Without his help these words would still be in my head or written in pencil on yellow-lined paper sitting on my bookshelf. He keeps amazing me with his knowledge about EVERYTHING!
To my dear friend Dan Klein, who started an audio book publishing company and wanted this book for his first offering. Here it is, Dan. Go do your magic!
Introduction
Most young people come to Hollywood to be either actors or directors or writers.
They fail as actors.
They fail as directors.
They fail as writers.
So they become studio executives.
I was one of them.
If you were pitching a script to Avco Embassy pictures, or Hanna-Barbera, or Cannon Films, or TransWorld Productions you could have been pitching to me.
And if I turned your story down, remember what you called me after you left my office?
Idiot!
You called me an idiot.
And as you’d walk down the hallways you’d mumble, How did Rotcop get that job anyway? He’s stupid, insipid, no-talent idiot!
And, as your story got turned down all over town, it became obvious to you that all studio executives, not just Rotcop, all studio executives were idiots.
We just didn’t get it! We didn’t see the movie you saw. We only cared about the almighty dollar, not your great screenplay.
In short, we were all idiots!
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But of the parade of writers who came to pitch their stories to me, and of the mounds of scripts I’d read, I began to get the courage to think that maybe I could start writing again.
Maybe I should give up the good life of the studio executive and take the risk, the gamble of writing on speculation.
Maybe my wife and I wouldn’t go to Europe on vacation, and maybe my kids wouldn’t wear designer label clothing, and maybe we’d have to pull back for a year or maybe two so I could try to write.
Maybe I’d hit it big. Or maybe I wouldn’t. I was scared. We had a home in Bel Air and a couple of fancy cars and two kids and two dogs. What if our savings ran out while I was waiting to hit it big?
So I wrote. And rewrote. And rewrote again. And my script ‘For Us the Living: The Story Of Medgar Evers’ sold. And got made. And won awards.
Suddenly, this ‘idiot’ was an award-winning writer. Winner of, among the honors, the prestigious Writers Guild Award, the Neil Simon Award, and the Image Award.
And, I was featured on ‘Oprah,’ ‘Starz Entertainment,’ and on NPR’s ‘All Things Considered.’ And I was written about in the Wall Street Journal, L.A. Times, and most of the writers’ magazines.
In the beginning I wrote a game show, a documentary series, and Saturday morning animation but not dramatic scripts. In the beginning, I had no confidence.
Who the hell cared what I wrote? Who cared what I had to say? I mean there was Paddy Chayefsky, Stirling Silliphant, Rod Serling, and Ray Bradbury. They had something to say.
They were writers.
Did I have talent?
Maybe.
But so did a zillion other unemployed writers in Hollywood.
Writers waiting for somebody to discover their screenplays, waiting for someone to say, Yes. Let’s make this movie!
They’d go to story meetings, agent meetings, manager meetings, producer meetings.
Please read my script.
Please listen to my pitch.
Please hear my logline.
Please look at me, hear me, read me.
And some broke through because of their talent. Some because of a connection. Some because they were persistent. And some made it because they got lucky.
I was one of the lucky ones.
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All of the stories you’re about to read are titled with the names of celebrities. A few of them I never met, yet all of them, one way or another, impacted on my life.
NEW YORK
Mitch Miller
I was working in advertising in New York but I really wanted to write screenplays. Problem was I didn’t have a clue how to write them or what to do with them after I wrote them.
I bought a magazine on writing and the big advice they gave was, if you want to break into show business get to know other people in show business. Some advice! I didn’t know anybody in show business so I threw the magazine into the trash.
Little did I know then that I was about to meet some of the biggest actors, directors, and writers!
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I used to play softball in Central Park on Saturdays. On one Saturday two guys came over to me after the game and asked if I was available to play on their team on Thursday afternoons in an actors’ league. It turned out their third baseman had moved to California and they were short of a third baseman.
I played third base.
That Monday, at the agency, I told my partner, Jerry Mandel, Jerry, I got a chance to play softball in a league on Thursday afternoons. I have to meet these guys at two o’clock on Thursday in the men’s room in Central Park and they’ll give me my uniform.
"What guys?"
I shrugged. I don’t know. Guys.
You’re gonna meet some strange guys in the men’s room in Central Park? What are you, nuts? Don’t you know what goes on in the men’s room in Central Park?
I shrugged again. They’re gonna give me a uniform.
Uniform?!
said Jerry. Uniform?! They’ll probably give you a dress!
But of course, I went anyway and they did give me a uniform and it said ‘Actors Studio’ on the front and on the back it read ‘Circle in the Square.’
And I asked, What does that mean?
The Actors Studio is a workshop where actors go to study and we have our own theater called Circle in the Square. It’s down in the village and we put on plays and you’re going to play for our team.
Well, I gotta tell you it was a ball. We’d play every Thursday. Many of the Broadway shows and teams: ‘West Side Story,’ ‘Bye, Bye Birdie,’ ‘The King and I.’ I remember Lucille Ball coming out with her show, ‘Wildcat.’ And the stands were always packed with people who wanted to see the Broadway stars up close.
Now, remember I wanted to be a writer. There was one writer on the team. His name was Eliot Asinof and he had written a book called ‘Eight Men Out’ about the Chicago White Sox scandal and the 1919 World Series. It eventually became a movie.
So, after one of the games, I said to Eliot, I would like to become a writer, any suggestions?
And he said, "Well if I were you, I would go to NYU. There’s