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    Silicone Breasts
    Silicone Breasts
    Silicone Breasts
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    Silicone Breasts

    By Henry Harrison

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    What would you be able to do to prove your love for the beloved woman?
    Would you be able to pay her a silicone implant?
    You would able to do it?

    LanguageEnglish
    Publisher101 Seleções
    Release dateMar 30, 2017
    ISBN9781370613281
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      Silicone Breasts - Henry Harrison

      The coffee

      The highway police officer lifted his hand.

      I stopped the car.

      — Good afternoon, sir! Can I see the documents?

      I handed over the documents. He checked and returned the documents. Then he asked:

      — Can I check the trunk?

      — My trunk? – I asked, not wanting to be nervous.

      — Yes, your trunk. Can I check it?

      — It's going to be quick. You open the trunk, I look and you close.

      — Please.

      There was no way. I got out of the car and went to open the trunk.

      As soon as the policeman saw what was inside the trunk, he asked me:

      — What do you have there?

      — At where?

      — Inside the black bag.

      — Yes.

      The policeman opened the bag, saw what was inside, and asked me:

      — Yes.

      The policeman looked again into the bag, and said to me:

      — Your dog has man's ears, man's eyes, man's nose, man's body..."

      — Oh, really? – I asked.

      — Really. I'd say your dog is a man.

      The policeman stared at me. With my silence, he asked:

      — Are not you going to tell me anything?

      — Say what?

      — Tell me what a corpse does in your trunk?

      — Actually – I tried to explain. – This car is not mine. I rented this morning. I'm as surprised as you are with this corpse. It may be that the other person who rented the car before me has put this body in the

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