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    SchadenFreezers!: 56 Cruel Jokes in 12 Fun Flavors
    SchadenFreezers!: 56 Cruel Jokes in 12 Fun Flavors
    SchadenFreezers!: 56 Cruel Jokes in 12 Fun Flavors
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    SchadenFreezers!: 56 Cruel Jokes in 12 Fun Flavors

    By Jason Kreher, Matt Moore and Anthony Jeselnik

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    Sadism on a stick!

    Get ready for the bitter taste of SchadenFreezers! This dark twist on your favorite frozen treat has some serious bite. From racist grandmas to underappreciated janitors, no one is safe in this compilation of colorfully depraved jokes!

    What kind of sandwich does a ballerina eat? (Yeah right.)

    Why did the circus close? (A long, chilling list of animal rights violations.)

    How many lives does a cat have? (Only one.)
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSimon & Schuster
    Release dateMay 15, 2015
    ISBN9781440585210
    SchadenFreezers!: 56 Cruel Jokes in 12 Fun Flavors
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    Jason Kreher

    An Adams Media author.

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