The Girl's Guide to Vampires: All you need to know about the original bad boys
By Barb Karg
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The bad news is: He’s a bloodsucking creature of the night. Not to mention arrogant, predatory, and immortal.
What’s a girl to do? No worries—in this guide, girls learn everything they need to know about these romantic rogues, including how to:
- Know when they’ve met a vampire
- Avoid falling prey to a nightstalker’s charms
- Resist even the most aggressive advances
- Protect themselves against the undead
- Destroy a vampire—using everything from holy water to decapitation
Complete with a review of vampire books, TV shows, and films as well as accounts of real-life encounters with vampires, this book is all girls need to surrender to the night—and still make sure they’re around to see another day!
Barb Karg (Pacific Northwest) is a veteran journalist, author, screenwriter and lifelong vampire aficionado currently at work on a vampire novel. She’s authored or coauthored twenty-two books.
Barb Karg
An Adams Media author.
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The Girl's Guide to Vampires - Barb Karg
THE
GIRL'S
GUIDE
TO
Vampires
All you need to know
about the original
BAD BOYS
BARB KARG
titleAVON, MASSACHUSETTS
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For Piper Maru. Our life. Our love. Our eternal light.
And for Anne Rice. For her eloquence, her incredible life’s work, and her belief that in the darkness and light of life there remain shadows that call to us, beckoning that we may better understand that within the preternatural unknown there is much worth knowing.
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
Let it be said, that with all publications that require intense historical study and research, this is most definitely not a singular pursuit. When the subject is one that requires delving into a creature built more of legend than reality, that pursuit becomes that much trickier. To that end, there are many individuals I’d like to thank for their gracious aid in pursuing a bitingly dark subject with a light-heartedness for which I am eternally grateful.
For starters, I’d like to thank Adams Media for their support and encouragement, especially editor extraordinaire Lisa Laing, whose wit and exceptional professionalism I’ve greatly admired for all the years we’ve worked together; and director of innovation and epitome of class, Paula Munier, whom I love more than Cabernet and chocolate. I’d also like to thank copy chief Casey Ebert, and layout artist and designer Elisabeth Lariviere, for their swift and smart handling ofThe Girl’s Guide to Vampires.
Most importantly, I am, as always, indebted to my family: George and Trudi Karg, Chris, Glen, Ethan, and Brady; and above all to my partner Rick Sutherland who is both my partner in crime and the love of my life. Likewise, I’m forever endeared to our close circle of friends and compadres, Ellen and Jim Weider, Jeans and Jim and the entire Spaite family, Jim V., the Scribe Tribe, Becca, J.R., and Gorgeous Sue, Doc Bauman, Mary, Jamie, and Michele and the gang who take such wonderful care of us and our kids, Richard Fox and his merry gang, and our beloved Blonde Bombshell. I’d like to give a special shout to my soul sister Antje Harrod for all of the amazing and diligent research she did for the book. Heart and soul, medear, you are the absolute best! And lest I forget, the lights of our lives, Sasha, Harley, Mog, Jinks, Maya, Scout, Bug, and especially Jazz and Piper. I thank you all. I adore you all. I love you with all my heart.
CONTENTS
INTRODUCTION
Chapter 1: VAMPS AND SCAMPS: BLOODSUCKERS THROUGH THE AGES
DANCING IN THE DARK
IF LOOKS COULD KILL
UNDEAD AND UNDERFED
EUROPEAN BLOODSUCKERS
GOING GREEK !
SLAVIC VAMPIRES
ROMANIAN ROGUES
WATCH YOUR BACK !
LATIN AMERICAN SUCKERS
INDIAN AND FAR EASTERN FANGSTERS
DEAD AND LOVING IT
FROM HERE TO ETERNITY
Chapter 2: MASTERS OF IMMORTALITY
EARLY WRITINGS OF THE UNDEAD
THE VAMPYRE
VARNEY THE VAMPYRE
CARMILLA
STOKING THE FLAMES
A TALE OF TWO VLADS
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER
Chapter 3: BITE ME !
HOW ARE VAMPIRES CREATED ?
THE FEAR FACTOR
EPIDEMIC PROPORTIONS
THE BLOOD IS THE LIFE !
THE POWER OF HYPNOSIS
ESTABLISHING A LAIR
SMOOTH OPERATORS
Chapter 4: VAMPIRE CHARACTERISTICS
FANGS, COFFINS, AND CAPES, OH MY !
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD !
SUPERHUMAN POWERS
WHAT'S IN A NAME ?
DRESSING THE PART
A HOWLING GOOD TIME
EMBRACING YOUR INNER BUFFY
Chapter 5: COMBATING AN IMMORATAL BAD BOY
HOW DO YOU FIGHT A FIEND ?
PRACTICAL PROTECTION
HALLOWED WEAPONS
MIRROR, MIRROR, ON THE WALL
HOW DO YOU DESTROY A VAMPIRE ?
THE VAMPIRE HUNTER'S KIT
HOW TO CATCH A VAMPIRE
THE HIGHGATE VAMPIRE
WATCH YOUR ASH !
Chapter 6: THE LITERARY VAMPIRE
OUT OF THE SHADOWS
LES VAMPIRES DE ANNE RICE
POPULAR VAMPIRE FICTION
BLEEDING HEARTS: THE ROMANTIC VAMPIRE
PARANORMAL NOSFERATY
COMEDIC BLOODSUCKERS
YOUNG ADULTS AND THE LIVING DEAD
THE HEARTBEAT GOES ON
PRETERNATURAL EXPLOSION !
Chapter 7: THE GENESIS OF CELLULOID VAMPIRES
BLOODSUCKING CINEMA
SILENT BUT DEADLY
NOSFERATU: THE SCOURGE OF BREMEN
ENTER DRACULA, STAGE RIGHT
HAMMERING OUT HORROR
GOING BATTY FOR BAD BOYS !
Chapter 8: LEGENDARY BLOOD DRINKERS
I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD !
THE VAMPIRE HALL OF FAME
HERE COME THE BRIDES !
EARLY VIXENS OF VAMPIRISM
BLOODTHIRSTY BABES
FUN WITH VAMPIRISM
HEMOGLOBIN HEAVEN
Chapter 9: REEL=TIME: THE SILENT ERA THROUGH THE SWINGING SIXTIES
SILVER SCREEN SUCKERS
THE SILENT ERA
THE 1930S: THE DAWN OF DRACULA
THE 1940S: THE COMEDY OF HORROR
THE 1950S: DRAC ATTACK !
THE 1960S: REVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
CUTE, CAMPY, AND CUNNING
Chapter 10: REEL-TIME: THE SEVENTIES THROUGH THE NEW MILLENNIUM
MODERN-DAY IMMORTALS
THE 1970S: GROOVY, GORY, AND GHOULISHLY GRAND !
THE 1980S: CAMPY, VAMPY, AND TRAMPY
THE 1990S: BUFFY, BLADE, AND BIG-TIME BAD BOYS !
THE NEW MILLENNIUM: HIP AND HORRIFICALLY ROMANTIC
SMALL-SCREEN SCREAMERS
Chapter 11: SMALL-SCREEN BLOODSUCKERS
EARLY TELEVISION VAMPIRES
THE MUNSTERS
DARK SHADOWS
MADE-FOR-TELEVISION VAMPS
PRIME TIME SUCKERS
KIDDIE NOSFERATU
FANGED AND FLAMBOYANT
Chapter 12: SO YOU WANNA BE A VAMPIRE ?
THE FLIPSIDE OF IMMORTALITY
TALES FROM THE CRYPT
PRETERNATURAL DIET
A BLOODY GOOD SHOW
IS YOUR NEIGHBORA NOSFERATU ?
GYPSIES, VAMPS, AND SEAS
APPENDIX: GLOSSARY
INTRODUCTION
Welcome, ladies, to The Girl’s Guide to Vampires, chock full of everything you need to know about these quintessential creatures of the night! No doubt, you have many questions about vampires. How are they created? How have they evolved? Do they really transform into bats? Who is it that dreamed up Dracula in the first place? And most importantly, what’s up with the cape and the fangs? Well, I’m happy to say that these important issues and many more are addressed in this snappy little book, which is sure to keep you mesmerized and glued to the edge of your coffin.
Did you know that over the centuries there have been multiple incarnations of vampires as documented in legend, folklore, fiction and nonfiction, movies, and alleged firsthand accounts of sightings and interactions? It’s true, and they range from the creepy Greek urykolokas, to Bram Stoker’s Dracula to Christopher Lee’s Hammer films to the notorious case of London’s alleged Highgate Vampire, and a huge crypt overflowing with literature and film devoted entirely to naughty night stalkers.
Now it must be said, when it comes to vampires, you’ll find a wide range of stories that in some cases have taken on lives of their own. As with all things dubbed paranormal, this is natural. For the purposes of this guide, I cover a wide variety of vampires from the traditional I vant to suck your blood
ghoul to the romantic drawing-room bloodsucker to accounts of real
vampires and pop-culture hotties such as Twilight’s Edward Cullen. And make no mistake—we can’t resist these immortal bad boys because we all give in to our wild rebellious side from time to time and the knowledge that what’s good for us must be discovered by learning about what we know is bad for us!
By and large, the vampire, perhaps more so than any other legendary character, has been fictionalized and romanticized so much that it’s almost overwhelming. But along the way, many vampirologists, and folklorists have tackled the subject and presented a character full of history, mystery, romance—and major attitude. That said, for the majority of folks, vampires and vampirism is nothing more than the stuff of legends. However, as with mysterious figures such as Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, there remains the possibility that if something hasn’t been clearly disproven, there is the possibility that it can indeed exist. Don’t you think?
Vampire legend and its eternal context is made up of an exceptional kaleidoscope of history, lore, and social commentary. All of that is what I seek to expose and introduce to you so that you may have a well-rounded initiation into a world filled with light, dark, and a huge gray area. Armed with this information, you alone can decide if creatures of the night do indeed walk among us, watching and waiting and perhaps even hoping that we gain a new understanding of why they hunt, how they live, and how they survive—whether in real life or purely in our minds. They are, and shall forever be known as, the ultimate immortal bad boys. They shock. They seduce. They frighten. And on occasion they even make us laugh. But be warned. If one thing holds true when it comes to all things vampire— their bite is worse than their bark. So start channeling your inner Buffy and get ready to uncover the world of the most famous undead creature in history.
Enjoy the ride!
Chapter 1
VAMPS AND SCAMPS:
BLOODSVCKERS
THROVGH THE AGES
As one of the most famous creatures in horror history, the vampire has experienced an evolution that few creatures built of s lore, legend, and film have enjoyed. Do they really exist, or are they just a figment of our imaginations? From dusk till dawn, the dark belongs to the ultimate immortal bad boy, but as you’ll learn, they see much more than their preternatural vision allows and endure a remnant of humanity that belies their bloodlust. It’s time for you to grab your garlic, your crucifix, and your wits as you venture into the unpredictable and undead realm of the vampire.
DANCING IN THE DARK
It’s the night of the homecoming dance, and as you approach Rihanna’s song Umbrella,
and as you move closer, the lyrics spill out into the night: When the sun shines, we’ll shine together. Told you I’ll be here forever.
Once inside the elaborately decorated gym, you soak in the commingling of laughter and bodies moving to the music. Standing amid a group of excited friends, you suddenly feel as if someone is watching you.
You gaze around, moving from face to face, searching for a connection, until at last you focus on a dark corner of the room. You shift your attention to your friends, but suddenly the fine hairs on the back of your neck stand on end and you feel a sudden chill. Your gaze returns to the dark corner. Is someone or something there? You squint, hoping to catch a better look. Distracted by the blaring music you turn away for a split-second before fixating again on the empty corner. This time you see a distinct shadow, one that moves slowly forward as if emerging from a dense fog.
In an instant, the shadow takes the form of a tall, ripped young man. The softness of his lustrous dark hair, which settles in waves just below his collar, stands in contrast to his eyes, which seem almost luminescent in their unblinking gaze. A couple crosses your path and your view is momentarily interrupted. You push past them and stare at the mysterious, gorgeous boy.
He’s gone.
Your eyes dart around the room to no avail, but as you turn around, you find he’s now standing next to you, his violet eyes locked in an intense stare and his lips parted in a sweet but wry smile. The music slows, and without a word, he takes your hand in his and leads you to the dance floor. His hand is cool to the touch, his lips quite rosy, and his face, a bit disguised under the cascading kaleidoscope of colored lights, appears to be of a very pale complexion.
He pulls you close in a gentle embrace as you sway to the melody, the notes diminishing to a slight lull in the background. He draws you closer and you feel the whisper of his your mind is flooded with strange thoughts and images. Who is this guy? Why have I never noticed him before? Why do I feel so safe and calm? You hear a deep inhalation, as the vein in your neck throbs. When you open your eyes, you’re alone on the dance floor.
You’ve just had your first encounter with a vampire.
IF LOOKS COVLD KILL
If you really did meet a vampire, how would you react? Would you be excited? Terrified? Ecstatic? Or would you be really curious about how they came to be a bloodsucker and anxious to hear of their centuries-long adventures? Very likely it’s all of the above, with the added measure of wanting to learn all about their legendary superpowers and what it would be like to live forever. After all, who wouldn’t want to know a few immortal secrets—especially when told by a drop-dead (or undead) dreamboat. But before you get all sweet and sweaty over the ultimate romantic rogue, one with looks that can—quite literally—kill, you need to get a strong sense of who, or what, you’re dealing with.
When you hear the word vampire, what’s the first thing that comes to mind? Is it the gorgeous hottie you’ve just danced with, or is it a gaunt, menacing gent with a hypnotic stare, who’s clothed in a fine black tuxedo enveloped by an exquisite opera cloak?
If it’s the latter, then you’ve no doubt been influenced by Bela Lugosi in the 1931 classic film Dracula, who gives us the perfect representation of the traditional drawing-room vampire—one so deceptively aristocratic that he melds perfectly into respectable society.
The truth is, vampires comes in all shapes and sizes and fiend to supermodel glamour gal. For the majority of us, the word vampire conjures up a bloodthirsty monster who’s looking to make you his midnight snack. While that may be true Some immortal bad boys and girls are romantic heroes, some are searching for a cure to their affliction, and some want desperately to be accepted by society.
To truly understand vampires it’s necessary to examine the quintessential triad of the vampire realm: folklore, Dracula author Bram Stoker and his precursors, and film. It is from that trio that all of the vampires as we know them today have spawned—from Count Dracula to Count Duckula and beyond. The vampire legend truly is immortal and as you’ll learn within the pages of this guide, there’s no ending to the travails of history’s most entrancing blood-obsessed bad boy. The study of vampires, however, immediately elicits a coffin full of questions. How are they created? How do they survive? What kind of powers do they have? How can