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    My Weirdest School #6: Mr. Nick Is a Lunatic!
    My Weirdest School #6: Mr. Nick Is a Lunatic!
    My Weirdest School #6: Mr. Nick Is a Lunatic!
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    My Weirdest School #6: Mr. Nick Is a Lunatic!

    By Dan Gutman and Jim Paillot

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    With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!

    In this sixth book in the laugh-out-loud My Weirdest School series, the teachers of Ella Mentry School are on strike! A.J. and the gang are getting a new principal, Mr. Nick, and he doesn’t believe in rules. Mr. Nick says the students don’t even have to learn if they don’t want to! What could possibly go wrong?

    Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman's hugely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don't miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins
    Release dateOct 18, 2016
    ISBN9780062284389
    My Weirdest School #6: Mr. Nick Is a Lunatic!
    Author

    Dan Gutman

    Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 35 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.

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      yo it so humble but I thought that dr carbles will take over again but he did'nt so that was good but evrything was good.

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    Book preview

    My Weirdest School #6 - Dan Gutman

    Dedication

    To Kaden Li

    Contents

    Dedication

      1.  The End of the World

      2.  The Standoff

      3.  Our New Principal

      4.  The L Word

      5.  Art Is Like Pulling Teeth

      6.  The Perfect Food

      7.  I Think, Therefore I Am

      8.  Mrs. Hall Is a Goofball

      9.  Release the Dogs!

    10.  Big Surprise Ending

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    About the Author and Illustrator

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    About the Publisher

    My name is A.J. and I hate it when an asteroid crashes into the earth and wipes out all life on our planet. Don’t you hate when that happens?

    Our science teacher, Mr. Docker, told us that an asteroid crashed into Earth a million hundred years ago and wiped out the dinosaurs. Ever since then I’ve been worried that an asteroid is going to crash into Earth and wipe us out. But then, Mr. Docker is off his rocker.

    Speaking of weird grown-ups, I was putting my backpack into my cubby at school the other day when our teacher, Mr. Cooper, came flying into the room. And I do mean flying. Mr. Cooper thinks he’s a superhero. But he’s not a very good one, because he tripped over an umbrella and fell on the garbage can.

    Are you okay? we all shouted.

    I’m fine, he said, picking the garbage off his pants.

    But then something even weirder happened. Mr. Cooper grabbed his coat and went flying out of the room.

    Gotta run! he shouted. Have a nice day!

    WHAT?!

    Aren’t we going to pledge the allegiance? asked my friend Michael, who never ties his shoes.

    Will we have a substitute teacher today? asked Ryan, who will eat anything, even stuff that isn’t food.

    No time to talk! shouted Mr. Cooper.

    And then he was gone.

    "That was weird," said Neil, who we call the nude kid even though he wears clothes.

    What’s weird about it? asked Andrea Young, this annoying girl with curly brown hair. "Superheroes always appear and disappear for no reason."

    Mr. Cooper is probably in a hurry to prevent an asteroid from wiping out all life on Earth, I told everybody. That’s what superheroes do.

    I’m scared, said Emily, who’s scared of everything.

    "What should we do now?" asked Alexia, this girl who rides a

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