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SLEUTHING FOR A LIVING

a Mackenzie & Mackenzie PI Mystery

by

JENNIFER L. HART

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Smashwords Edition

Copyright © 2016 by Jennifer L. Hart

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To my neighbor and friend, Ms. Joan.

Thanks for all the stories!

CHAPTER ONE

Pretexting—misrepresenting yourself to achieve a hidden end goal.

From the Working Man's Guide to Sleuthing for a Living by Albert Taylor, PI

There was someone lurking in our apartment. Visible through the slatted blinds covering the bay front window, the beam from the flashlight roved over the mound of boxes and bags Mac and I had abandoned in our search for sustenance.

Judas Priest, I muttered.

I thought you said this was a good neighborhood, my sixteen-year-old daughter hissed at me.

Well, it's not Beacon Hill, I whispered back, not taking my eyes from the bouncing beam of light. But it was free, courtesy of Uncle Al's passing. Register your complaints with him.

Mac shifted the plastic bag filled with Thai takeout between her hands and darted a look back to our brand new pad. We only moved in four hours ago. I haven't even unboxed my PC, and someone's robbing us. She thought about it for a beat and added, And who's desperate enough to want your vintage He-Man trash can anyway?

I glowered at her. That's a collector's item. My gaze slid back to the window. The flashlight inside had moved down the hall.

Do you have your cell? I asked Mac. It was a rhetorical question, since my daughter was wired 24/7. When she nodded, I passed her the car keys and pointed to our ancient Jetta. The vehicle was a total eyesore—it needed a bungee cord to keep the trunk lid shut, and I'd covered the myriad dents and dings and rust with hair bands' bumper stickers. I'd lovingly dubbed the vehicle Fillmore, since he burned through gas and oil the way I went through a box of cookies, but he was better than not having a car. Lock yourself in the car and call the police.

Mac's big blue eyes got even bigger. She sounded more like my mother than my offspring when she mumbled, Mackenzie Elizabeth Taylor, what are you going to do?

Hit him with the He-Man trashcan maybe. With luck it won't come to that. I dug in my purse, hunting for the container of pepper spray my mother had given me as a stocking stuffer last Christmas. Go on.

Mac's chin went up in classic Taylor girl let's take it to the mat fashion. Come with me.

I didn't play the mom card very often. I didn't need to since I had the most mature teenage daughter on the face of the planet, which at the moment was more a curse than a blessing. Unfortunately for her, I had an additional sixteen years of practice at being a stubborn pain in the ass to my credit. No way would I let some creep loot our new apartment within hours of our taking possession. My mother would never let me live it down. Mac, go, or I swear I'll never let you drive Fillmore again. It'll be public transportation from now until you're old enough to pay for your own therapist.

The streetlight fell on her worried expression. Just don't do anything stupid, okay?

Go, I insisted, making no promises. Sometimes anything stupid was all a mother could manage.

After Mac was as secure as possible, I depressed the latch and opened the door that led to the four apartments in Uncle Al's building—now my building—well, mine and my mother's. The huge turn-of-the-century villa had been renovated into four separate apartments. The residence above us was occupied by Mrs. Burkowitz, who'd introduced herself the second we'd arrived, insisting both Mac and I call her Nona. She was sweet but wouldn't have my back if things went sideways. The other second-floor apartment was currently vacant, and I hadn't met the downstairs tenant yet. I was on my own until the police showed up.

My heart pounded, and there was a distinct roaring in my ears as I moved into the foyer, pepper spray in hand. The door to the apartment stood ajar. I swallowed past the lump in my throat. Though she lacked appreciation for my classic '80s paraphernalia, Mac was right—there really wasn't much worth taking in our new place, at least not of our stuff. No family jewels or giant wads of cash lying around the Taylor abode. My mom had insisted we keep all of Uncle Al's furniture, since mine was what I could afford, aka off-the-truck specials. Mac's computer equipment was all older stuff she'd refurbished herself, and most of it was bulky as all get-out. Hell, Fillmore was my most expensive item, and how sad was that?

I had second and then third thoughts about going inside. What if there was a tweaker or crackhead in there, someone crazy and desperate enough to attack me instead of just running away? What if he had a gun? Suddenly, my little vial of pepper spray didn't seem like much protection.

The distinct sound of something crashing spurred me into action. We may not have had much, but I'd worked hard for all of it. I wasn't about to let some drugged-out creep trash the place on a whim. And java help him if that had been my coffeepot. Decided, I skulked through the darkened living room. Sticking to the shadows, I paused only long enough to let my eyes adjust.

The intruder was in what had been Uncle Al's office and was destined to be Mac's bedroom, once we got around to moving all the clutter out and buying her a bed. The room faced the left side of the house and his flashlight was now invisible from the street. Cautiously, I peeked around the corner to get a look at our burglar. Even in the dim light cast by my LED nightlight in the hall, I could tell the guy was immense. He had at least a foot on me and looked three times as broad. And at five-foot-nine with the Rubenesque stature to match, I was no waif. He was sliding drawers open to Uncle Al's desk, rummaging through the contents.

Uncle Al had been my father's estranged older brother who dabbled at private investigation. He and Dad had some sort of argument years ago, and Uncle Al had kept to himself ever since. I'd only seen him twice, and one of those times had been at his wake. I'd done a cursory look through the room earlier, just to make sure dear old Uncle Al hadn't left any skin magazines where Mac might find them. There had been an epic amount of flotsam but nothing valuable. What did the intruder hope to find?

The sheer size of the man gave me fourth thoughts—I considered diving into the cast-iron tub and hiding until he left. Then he turned in my direction, and I plastered my back against the wall, trapped. I had no clue what the range on my pepper spray was but figured ten feet was asking too much from the little vial. I waited until he was just on the other side of the doorway, keeping out of line of sight as I called out, The cops are on their way.

The footsteps stopped. Are you Mackenzie?

How did he know my name? Well, he had just been rifling through our stuff, but most people usually thought Mackenzie was my last name, not my first. His voice rumbled, the deepest I'd ever heard. It sounded like distant thunder over craggy mountains.

Swallowing, I forced a note of steely badass-ness into my voice. Get out. And leave whatever you took.

Too late, I realized he'd have to walk past me in order to exit the apartment, either back through the living room to the front door. Or into my bedroom and through the French doors leading out to the back garden. I made a face, wishing I'd thought this through better.

It's not what you think. He stepped out into the hallway, holding the flashlight off to one side. It reflected off the cream-colored walls so the left side of his face was somewhat visible. I'd expected something scary to match his hulking goon build and was a little taken aback. Even with the crappy illumination, I could tell he had sharp bone structure and full, almost sensual lips. His nose was straight, but with an obvious bump, as if it had been broken a time or two. The small flaw added character and depth to his natural good looks. His long jet hair was tied back into a ponytail.

The fact that he was a hot burglar changed nothing. He was huge and menacing and in my space. My arm flew up, pepper spray aimed and ready to rock. Stay back.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. Can we just go into the other room and get some light so I can show you—

Mom? Mac called from the front door. My blood flash froze. Oh no, what was she doing in here?

The stranger reached into his coat. Even in the low light, I could make out a gun holster.

My daughter was in danger. I didn't wait to see what he was reaching for, just hit the depressor and shot a steady stream of the goop directly into my own face.

Oh it burned. Like the time I'd accidently stuck a mascara wand in my eye, only ten thousand times worse. And in both eyes. My nose dripped, and I coughed, trying to suck fresh air into my singed lungs. My back hit the wall, and with a curse I slid down. Something snagged the hem of my jeans, pulling and tugging with little force and making growling sounds. He'd brought a dog with him?

Run, I wheezed at Mac. Get back outside, now!

It's not what you think, she began. He's—

The miniscule pooch continued to yap. Mac, go!

Mom, he's a cop.

Huh? I whipped my head around to face Mac, even though I couldn't see her. What?

Here. He put something in my hand, helping me trace the shape with my thumb. A police shield.

I coughed again and rasped, What the hell is he doing in here lurking around in the dark? And where did this dog come from?

Mac cleared her throat. When I called Mrs. B to tell her what was happening, she said that the power had gone out. She asked Detective Black to come get a fuse for the fuse box, since he had a key. And he also brought Snickers home.

Detective Black? I repeated stupidly, the badge still in my hand. "Snickers? Wait, did you say home? That creature lives here?"

Gggrrr ruff. Snickers danced around my feet all ferocious-like. I turned my attention from the tiny dog to the big man, the freaking cop that I would have dosed with pepper spray if I'd been less of a spaz.

Yeah, she was Uncle Al's dog. The detective took him in until we got here. Mac made a derisive sound. Congrats, Mom. You just tried to assault a police officer and our new tenant all in one shot.

I choked and wheezed, "The key word there is tried."

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Detective Black helped me up off the floor and over to the couch and instructed Mac to get him a wet washcloth for my eyes.

I know that's hell, he murmured, pressing the damp fabric over my face. Keep blinking, it'll help.

Get spritzed often, do you? I couldn't help the acerbity in my tone. If he had just knocked like a normal person instead of scaring me half to death, I wouldn't be in this situation. And part of me was doubly miffed at looking like such an idiot in front of him. He was right though, my vision was slowly clearing, the burning subsiding.

His hands were gentle as he pushed my hair back over my ears. No, all police officers have to endure nonlethal force measures before we hit the streets. Tasers, stun guns, and pepper spray. The spray is the worst though. Stings like he… He coughed, casting a sidelong glance at my daughter, and didn't finish his thought.

Don't worry. I know all the bad words. Mom made flash cards when I was eight, Mac said.

Ix-nay on the ashcards-flay in front of the officer-ay, I hissed.

The detective's gaze went from one of us to the other and he shook his head. I'm off duty. And am fluent in Pig Latin. Besides, I don't think teaching your daughter curse words is illegal.

I didn't want her to be behind the other kids in public school, I explained.

Mac went down to the basement to change the burned-out fuse, but the small dog, Snickers, still skulked and growled by my feet.

I blew my nose then asked, What's her problem?

Detective Black scooped up the glaring critter. Just a lot of transition lately. She's never been keen on strangers.

Well they don't make them stranger than me, I quipped.

It was a lame joke, but he smiled anyway as he scratched Snickers behind her ears. Noted.

There was some serious chemistry in the room, more than just the remnants of pepper spray. The only thing that ruined it was the snarling mongrel between us. Damn it, no one said anything about a dog. Not that I had anything against dogs, but I liked them better when I could coo at them, give them a scratch, and then go on my merry way. Dogs had a way of being less cute when they messed on a girl's carpet or chewed up her favorite pair of designer knock-off boots.

Note to self—padlock the closet.

So, Detective Black, I said, turning my attention away from the territorial little beast, have you lived here long?

Call me Hunter. And about six months, he said and set Snickers back down. Your uncle offered me the apartment after I arrested him for trespassing.

I blinked my still watering eyes. Really?

You didn't know? He raised a jet eyebrow. His eyes were so dark there was no distinction between pupil and iris.

I shrugged and looked away from those intense dark eyes. My father and Uncle Al had a falling-out several years ago, so I didn't really know him all that well. I think that's why he left the building to me and my mom, to get one last shot on the chin at The Captain. My dad was career Navy.

So you're a military brat? he teased.

Recovering military brat, I corrected with a smile. He's been retired for ten years. I didn't mention that I'd moved out of my parents' house long before that.

The lights flicked back on, and I blinked like a baby bat up at my new neighbor.

Let me get a look at your eyes. Hunter leaned in close, presumably to examine my face. He smelled woodsy, like campfires and fresh air and pine boughs. The clean scent cut through my stinging nostrils and raw throat, and it took all of my energy not to sigh as he examined my eyes.

Pretty, he whispered, so low that I thought I was imagining it.

Mom? Mac had returned, and we sprang apart like a couple of guilty teenagers.

Hunter rose from the couch and backed toward the door. Pretty much standard. Do you have any honey? It will help with the raw throat.

We subsist mostly on frozen dinners and takeout. Mac gestured to the bag of Thai congealing on the counter.

He headed for the door and murmured, Let me check with Nona. She might have some.

Mac chucked her thumb at the still open door to the hall. Did I interrupt something? Because you know you're supposed to hang a sock on the doorknob when you have a boy over.

It's not like that. I struggled up off the couch. Besides, I'd have to be an idiot to start macking on the tenants.

My daughter rolled her eyes. Mom, like you could help yourself.

What's that supposed to mean?

Before she could answer there was a tentative knock on the door, and Nona Burkowitz shuffled in, carrying a jar of organic honey. She was a short, heavy-set woman in her late sixties with silver hair that she wore in a tight perm. Her housecoat was floral, her stockings pink, and her glasses thick as her Queens accent. Hunter said you needed some honey, bubala.

Yeah, it'll go awesome with my larb. I peeked in the bag. You want to stay for dinner, Nona? There's plenty.

Nona wrinkled her beaklike nose. I can't eat that spicy foreign stuff. It gives me gas. Besides, I had a nosh with my book club ladies earlier. Though I could do with a cup of tea.

Do we have tea? I asked Mac, who was in charge of the grocery shopping. I did too much impulse buying.

She opened one of the boxes that clogged up the counter. Maybe from Grams?

Don't trouble yourself, dolly. I don't mean to be a nuisance. Nona parked herself on one of the barstools, making no move to leave. So, Miss Mackenzie, what do you think of our good detective? He's single, you know.

When I'd first encountered Nona the week before, she'd proudly introduced herself as the neighborhood's yenta—what non-Yiddish speakers referred to as a matchmaking busybody. Even through the teary afterburn of pepper spray I saw the speculative gleam in her eye.

Maybe he bats for the home team? I suggested, just to be a smartass.

Nona looked confused. You mean the Red Sox?

Mac made an exasperated sound. She means maybe he's gay. And he isn't. I caught him ogling Mom's cleavage earlier.

Nona crossed her arms over her ample bosom. He's schtupped plenty of women, but none of them are repeaters, if you know what I mean.

I do. Mac was fighting laughter, her cute little elven, goth-princess face tight from holding her jubilation in. Mom's a hit-it-and-quit-it kinda girl too.

Hey, I resemble that remark. Besides I'm swearing off men.

What about you, dolly? Nona turned her focus on Mac.

I bit my lip and studied the honey jar. Mac didn't date, and I liked it that way. According to her, boys her age were too immature. I trusted her judgment as it was a far cry better than my own. Of course, I didn't want her getting knocked up at sixteen the same way her mother had, either. It was my own personal tightrope, and I had crummy balance.

My daughter made a disgusted noise as she settled in front of her open laptop, a bowl full of peanut rice noodles perched on one knee and deadpanned, I'm saving myself for Justin Bieber.

I made a dramatic grab for my chest. You hurt Mommy when you say such things.

Mac swirled noodles around the tines of her fork. And why is this all about you?

Did you hear that? It was my soul shriveling to blackened husk.

Mac shook her head. Always so dramatic.

I waggled a finger at her. Hey, I'm just as invested in your future mate as you are. After all, he'll be changing my bedpan when you're out taking the world by storm.

One pierced eyebrow went up. If I haven't put you in the home already.

I faux gasped. You'd do that to me, the woman who gave you life?

She shrugged. Hey, you can still reconsider the whole swearing off men shtick. Find yourself a wealthy husband. Preferably younger.

Never. Besides, you called dibs on Bieber.

Nona looked a little lost by our banter, and Mac took pity on her. I'm not really looking for a relationship right now, thanks.

Big freaking sigh of relief.

Nona took her glasses off and rubbed them on her apron. "Well, you know where I am if you change your mind. Now I better get upstairs. Castle is on in ten minutes. That Nathan Fillion sure can fill out a bullet proof vest."

I shook my head when the door shut behind her then turned to look at my offspring. How come I get the feeling that she gave up too easily?

Mac thought about it for a beat. "Because you're used to Grandma's bullying? Some people actually can accept the