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Fart Squad #2: Fartasaurus Rex
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- HarperCollins
- Pubblicato:
- Sep 1, 2015
- ISBN:
- 9780062290489
- Formato:
- Libro
Descrizione
It’s the second adventure from the smelt-it, dealt-it, you-can-fasten-your-seat-belt-but-they-might-melt-it . . . fearless FART SQUAD! This laugh-out-loud chapter book series is perfect for Captain Underpants fans. With black-and-white illustrations throughout and port-a-potties full of bathroom humor, young readers will be giggling from start to finish.
When Darren Stonkadopolis and the rest of the Fart Squad are bussed off to the Natural History Museum, Darren melts a petrified tar pit with a volcano-hot fart. And when he does, he lets out what the pit had been holding in—the deadliest farter in all history, the ferocious Fartasaurus Rex. Now it’s up to the Fart Squad to chow down, power up, and blast this prehistoric beast back to the Flatulent Age before the whole town becomes fossil fuel!
“If you can smell what this dino had for lunch, you might be dinner!”—It’s a Gas with Smooth Flo on WCPU
“Fart attacks are up 82 percent all over the city. Sneak fart attacks are up 90 percent.”—Good Morning, Buttzville
“The business end of this dino means business!”—PassingtonPost.com
Informazioni sul libro
Fart Squad #2: Fartasaurus Rex
Descrizione
It’s the second adventure from the smelt-it, dealt-it, you-can-fasten-your-seat-belt-but-they-might-melt-it . . . fearless FART SQUAD! This laugh-out-loud chapter book series is perfect for Captain Underpants fans. With black-and-white illustrations throughout and port-a-potties full of bathroom humor, young readers will be giggling from start to finish.
When Darren Stonkadopolis and the rest of the Fart Squad are bussed off to the Natural History Museum, Darren melts a petrified tar pit with a volcano-hot fart. And when he does, he lets out what the pit had been holding in—the deadliest farter in all history, the ferocious Fartasaurus Rex. Now it’s up to the Fart Squad to chow down, power up, and blast this prehistoric beast back to the Flatulent Age before the whole town becomes fossil fuel!
“If you can smell what this dino had for lunch, you might be dinner!”—It’s a Gas with Smooth Flo on WCPU
“Fart attacks are up 82 percent all over the city. Sneak fart attacks are up 90 percent.”—Good Morning, Buttzville
“The business end of this dino means business!”—PassingtonPost.com
- Editore:
- HarperCollins
- Pubblicato:
- Sep 1, 2015
- ISBN:
- 9780062290489
- Formato:
- Libro
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Titoli di questa serie (5)
Anteprima del libro
Fart Squad #2 - Seamus Pilger
Contents
Prologue
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Back Ads
About the Author and Illustrator
Credits
Copyright
About the Publisher
PROLOGUE
Out of nowhere, the tar pit bubbled and belched. It filled the air with a sour, stomach-turning smell that stank worse than a porta-potty after a chili cook-off.
But the disgusting smell wasn’t the worst thing rising from the pool of sticky black tar. Dozens of school kids on a field trip to the site stared wide-eyed at the pit. Their jaws dropped and their stomachs turned.
A huge scaly head poked up from the gaseous soup. Prehistoric yellow eyes looked around at the modern world. Slimy drool dripped from hungry jaws. The tip of an enormous tail shot up from beneath the gooey surface of the pit. Bubbles burst from the tar, as if someone had let a giant fart rip in the bath, and a moment later, another disgusting burst of stink polluted the air, causing people to gag, plug their noses, and run for their lives.
FARTASAURUS REX LIVED AGAIN!
CHAPTER ONE
EARLIER:
Darren Stonkadopolis had been looking forward to this field trip for weeks. As a die-hard dinosaur-lover, Darren’s favorite place to visit was the Buttzville Prehistoric Tar Pit & Museum. He never got tired of the local tourist attraction. Besides the pit itself, the museum contained fossils of ancient creatures trapped in the gooey tar millions of years ago, a museum, gift shop, and dinosaur-themed cafeteria. But the key piece of the museum’s collection was the rarest of all dinosaurs, the long-extinct Buttosaurus.
It was the only one of its type and scientists believed it may have only ever existed in Buttzville.
Check out those razor-sharp teeth,
Darren said, pointing them out to his best friend, Andy Blackman, as they admired the colossal skeleton, which
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