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    Zen and the Art of Pornography
    Zen and the Art of Pornography
    Zen and the Art of Pornography
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    Zen and the Art of Pornography

    By Harold Johnson

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    Are you ready to read the most AMAZING book of your life?

    Zen and the Art of Pornography is the true story of one man's search for enlightment while actively downloading, watching, and performing in Porn.

    Unlike other "zen" books, the Art of Pornography doesn't belabor the reader with everyday activities of motorcycle maintenance or archery. It's much more exiting, revealing some comical insights into real encounters with celebrities. If you haven't gotten much out of previous Zen books, then don't blame yourself - you haven't read this one. If you have been honored to find wisdom in such books before, then you're ready for the next level - test your enjoyment and indulgence with ZEN AND THE ART OF PORNOGRAPHY. Truly Entertaining and Enlightening!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSonic Wave International Books
    Release dateFeb 2, 2015
    ISBN9781311540393
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      Zen and the Art of Pornography - Harold Johnson

      ZEN AND THE ART OF PORNOGRAPHY

      Anand Bhatt

      Copyright 2015 by SWI Books

      Smashwords edition

      © 2015 SWI, Inc.

      All Rights Reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission in writing from the Publisher. Permission from the Copyright Holder.

      Printed in the United States of America/The World

      Questions and Comments welcome at www.smarturl.it/hotporn

      For everyone, for everyone that is made to feel inappropriate, for everyone that has a libido, and everyone that is searching for liberation.

      Special Thxs goes to C. Mann, J. Soporno, E. Soporno, Cumdumpster and many more.

      In general: Names Have NOT been changed, because nobody’s innocent. Only first names of celebrities have been used in an effort to protect them anyway. However, out of journalistic integrity, the author holds the right to divulge certain events, commentary and opinion.

      WHO, OR WHAT, AM I ?

      The Great Way is not difficult for those who have no preferences. When love and hate are both absent everything becomes clear and undisguised. Make the smallest distinction however and heaven and earth are set infinitely apart.

      - Seng-T’San

      Days and Nights aren’t always mutually exclusive. Reality has a tendency to blur itself with the awkward, at least in my case, and Sesame Cake is not beyond Nirvana as the monks will lead us to believe. Neither is Infinity. It is late evening at the Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino. After a stroll through a series of all black hallways to a large corridor, several of us wait for the next elevator to the floor that houses an after party. I notice a crowd gather around someone I recognize in the distance and turn to my good friend Ren to say:

      Look it’s Ronnie not asleep on the toilet.

      For once, he says jokingly but in full seriousness.

      We laugh, aware that Ronnie will probably die like Elvis, on the john with a fried banana sandwich hanging from his mouth. We hadn’t laughed like that in a whole four minutes. 4 minutes and 23 seconds to be exact, but I hadn’t noticed the time elapse since I have been lost in my head yet again. During those minutes and seconds, lost moments if you will, I was drowning in an ocean of fantasy, thoughts of the future, notions of the past, imaginings of possible achievements, and creating entire movie scripts starring myself and a few of the girls I had met earlier that day.

      The chuckle caused by noticing my own narcissism combined with the sight of Ronnie, our industry’s mascot, gently shock me back into the real world of experience. This will only last a few time ticks however, because we are getting in the elevator and I can feel myself drifting back into my head, retracing my steps as to how I got to this version of the here and now.

      See, today and many other days, I am a porn star. The days in between I oscillate to being a porn fan. The word porn star is a general colloquial term, I prefer Adult Entertainment Actor – however the general public is much more excited to call us all stars. Star appears to be a bit misleading to me since I haven’t been nominated for an award in a few years, and the only reason I was able to attend the awards today is that my friends were up for several distinctions and were generous enough to invite me along. I just happened to be in town because a European TV show hired me to interview starlets during the preceding days, so I’m not sure the word star is in order. I reserve that word for those that are more actively working, at least when those mentioned are around. Amongst entertainment civilians in the rest of the world I let them assign me titles as they please.

      I first got interested in pornography at a young age, looking at Playboy magazines, eventually graduating to Penthouses and Hustlers, and then of course took the journey along the path to movies. I knew by the age of 14 that I would get involved

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