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More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)
More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)
More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dentist and a boat?
A: A Tooth Ferry.

Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Kids are clamoring for more uproarious jokes, and More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids gives children ages seven and up many more hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this brand new collection of hundreds of hilarious jokes with their friends and family! A great gift for any child.
LanguageEnglish
Release dateJun 10, 2014
ISBN9781441245236
More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)
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Rob Elliott

Rob Elliott is the bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Holiday Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Doodles for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids. His popular joke books have sold more than 6 million copies. Rob has been a publishing professional for more than twenty years. He lives in West Michigan, where in his spare time he enjoys laughing out loud with his wife and five children. You can visit him at laughoutloudjokesforkids.com.

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    More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) - Rob Elliott

    Books by Rob Elliott


    Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

    Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

    Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

    © 2014 by Robert E. Teigen

    Published by Revell

    a division of Baker Publishing Group

    P.O. Box 6287, Grand Rapids, MI 49516-6287

    www.revellbooks.com

    ISBN 978-1-4412-4523-6

    Ebook edition created 2014

    Ebook corrections 09.26.2014, 08.17.2022

    All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means—for example, electronic, photocopy, recording—without the prior written permission of the publisher. The only exception is brief quotations in printed reviews.

    Contents

    Cover

    Books by Rob Elliott

    Title Page

    Copyright Page

    Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes

    About the Author

    Back Ads

    Back Cover

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    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Chew.

    Chew who?

    I want to hang out with chew so let me in!

    Mark: What’s the best place to chop down a Christmas tree?

    Tim: I’m not sure.

    Mark: About three inches off the ground.

    Q: Why did the broccoli slap the lettuce?

    A: Because it was being fresh!

    Q: Why did the elephants take up the least amount of room on Noah’s ark?

    A: Because they kept everything in their trunks!

    Q: Why did the moon feel sick to its stomach?

    A: It was a full moon.

    Suzy: I’m so smart I can sing the whole alphabet song!

    Jimmy: That’s nothing. I can sing it in lower case and capitals!

    Q: Why were the lamb and goat such good friends?

    A: Because they had a very close relation-sheep.

    Q: What do you get when you spill your coffee in the dirt?

    A: Coffee grounds!

    Q: What kind of vegetable has the worst manners?

    A: A rude-abaga.

    Q: What is penguin’s favorite kind of food?

    A: Ice-burgers.

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    Q: What do you get when you brush your teeth with dish soap?

    A: Bubble gums.

    Q: What kind of trees wear mittens?

    A: Palm trees.

    Q: Why was the library so busy?

    A: It was overbooked.

    Q: What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a snail?

    A: A slowpoke.

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