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Once upon a time...there was a happy farting family - the parents, son, daughter, and grandparents all farting merrily together. Their house was the smelliest place on the planet!
As time goes by, however, their daughter’s monster farts start becoming absolutely unbearable. No one can even breathe!
Now, it’s up to the family’s brave son to figure out how to keep the daughter from suffocating the family with her dangerous moldy cheese farts!
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Lizzy Burbank
Lizzy Burbank is a wife, a mother of two, and a children's book writer. For much of her career, she taught children at various levels; including a private pre-school as well as a prestigious special education school in New York City. After retiring from her teaching career, Lizzy pursued one of her true passions, writing and publishing children's works. Her first work was "Jokes for Kids: 299 Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids" a children's joke book. This was the first book in what has become the Jokes for Kids series. Lizzy has endured numerous long road trips with her children over the years; she understands the importance of having a fun time killer for the kids. She wrote this book for parents and kids alike.
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