SoKoDiaries: Culture Shock (Vol.2)
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Can you imagine eating kimchi—a spicy cabbage—for breakfast, lunch and dinner? In South Korea (SoKo), it is quite common to eat this particular dish with rice at any time of day. Nailah learned this and many other things while on her seasonal journey in Eastern Asia. From receiving a roll of toilet tissue at the grand opening of a cell phone store, to attending Korean church, Nailah experienced a great deal of culture shock in SoKo. She learned the beauty in cultural differences, but quite shockingly, Nailah learned a lot more about herself. Her cultural and spiritual journey went hand in hand. Don’t take anything Nailah says for gospel, but enjoy the ride as she takes you on an “ethnically homogeneous” roller coaster through “The Land of the Morning Calm”.
Nailah Harvey
Nailah Harvey lives in Los Angeles, California as an indie author and copywriter. When not writing her next book, Nailah teaches authors and bloggers how to #LookBetterInWriting with grammar & writing resources on her educational website (www.nharv.com). Nailah's greatest adventure was living & teaching overseas in South Korea--where she began her "SoKoDiaries Book Series."
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SoKoDiaries: Culture Shock
By Nailah Harvey
Smashwords Edition
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SoKoDiaries: Culture Shock
By Nailah Harvey
Smashwords Edition
Acknowledgements
As always, I would like to thank God for the gift of writing… and everything else.
To my cousin, L.Divine, I thank you for paving the way in our family and for ambitious authors like myself. You set a pretty high standard. I appreciate you imparting your wisdom in my writing career as well as my life; it not only shows how great of an older cousin you are, but it shows how passionate of a writer you are. FYI, your Drama High Book Series are classics in my diverse book collection.
Dedication
I dedicate this book to my Botts boys: Derrick, Darnell, Daryl, Daron and D’Ron. You guys are more like older brothers than cousins. Each of you hold a very special place in my heart.
Table of Contents
Chapter 1: Engrish
Chapter 2: Konglish
Chapter 3: Last Minuteness
Chapter 4: Kimchi, Rice & Chopsticks…The Necessary Trifecta
Chapter 5: More Food Please?
Fast-food Restaurants
Fruit is for the Rich
Why Is There No Breakfast Here?
Table Etiquette
Teacher’s Dinners
Chapter 6: Everything is Cheaper, Smaller, Simpler and More Difficult
Wow, that’s cheap!
Banks & Movie theaters
Grocery Shopping
Units of Measurement
The Difficult
Chapter 7: Jesus Take the Wheel…Korean Transportation
Chapter 8: Passion for Fashion
Chapter 9: Jjimjilbang
Chapter 10: Korean Pop Music
Chapter 11: Ms. Harvey vs. Nailah Teacher
Chapter 12: How is Korea Safe When There Are Always Rumors of War?
Chapter 13: Names, Ages and Holidays
Chapter 14: Society Has the Last Say So
How Am I Supposed To Know Who’s Married?
Selfies
Dining Alone?
Losing Face
The Imaginary System
Chapter 15: Unwritten Rules
Chapter 16: Embarrassing Stories & Miscellaneous Journal Entries
Chapter 17: Farewell
Chapter 1: Engrish
Imagine a language without definitive consonants…welcome to Korean 101. At arbitrary times, there is no L
sound in the Korean language, so the word English
sounds like Engrish.
The R
sound replaces the L
sound. In fact, there were consonants from the spoken English language that simply didn’t exist in the Korean language. The most noticeable missing consonants are /r/, /f/, and /v/. The word Engrish
is not the word with a replacement consonant. For example, the /f/ sound in the word phonics
is pronounced ponics. The /v/ sound in the word vase
would be pronounced as base. Other missing consonants are the /θ/ and /ð/, or the /th/ sound, in the words that
and tithes.
In this case, these two words would be pronounced tat and tides.
In Korean grammar, a word cannot end in a consonant. So, Koreans add vowel sounds ie
and uh
to the end of words that that typically end in a consonant sound. Bread, for instance, would be pronounced as bread-uh.
This plays into syllable pronunciation. Koreans harshly pronounce syllables in the English language. If the word English is not pronounced as Englishie,
then it is definitely pronounced as Eng-uh-lish-ie.
What is the difference between Engrish and Englishie? Well, Engrish simply replaced the consonant L
with the consonant R.
Along with consonant replacements, consonant pronunciations are equally important to understanding the Korean language. The sh
sound is pronounced as shhhh
like be quiet
in the English language, but not so much in Korea. Instead, the sh
is pronounced as shi.
Hence the pronunciation of the word English
as Englishie.
Fish and trash are also fishie
and trashie.
I would often hear "No Englishie from my neighbors, store clerks and other native Koreans when I spoke in my native language. That is, of course, if I didn’t hear
No Engrish."
Along with the inexistence and mispronunciation of