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    English Thai Joke Book
    English Thai Joke Book
    English Thai Joke Book
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    English Thai Joke Book

    By Jeremy Taylor

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    The English Thai Joke Book contains 100 jokes in easy English and in Thai. Great jokes like:

    คุณครู รู้ไหม พระเจ้าอยู่ที่ไหน
    นักเรียน ผมคิดว่าพระเจ้าอยู่ในห้องน้ําครับ
    คุณครู ทําไมเธอถึงคิดแบบนั้น
    นักเรียน อือ,เพราะว่าทุกเช้าพ่อจะเคาะประตูห้องน้ํา แล้วพูดว่า” โอ้พระเจ้ายังอยู่ในนี้อีกหรอ”

    and this classic:

    ระหว่างที่ลูกค้ากําลังจ่ายเงินที่ซุปเปอร์มาร์เก็ต แคชเชียร์ได้สังเกตเห็นว่ามีรีโมททีวีในกระเป๋า
    ของลูกค้า
    “คุณลืมรีโมทไว้ในกระเป๋าหรอค่ะ” พนักงานถาม
    “อ๋อ ไม่ใช่หรอกค่ะ สามีของฉันเขาไม่อยากมาชื้อของกับฉัน ฉันเลยคิดว่า ฉันจะไม่ให้เขามี
    ความสุขทั้งวัน” ลูกค้าตอบ

    I first learnt German by telling jokes to people in my awful German. But I quickly progressed and now I'm pretty fluent - and know lots of great jokes as well. When you're trying to improve your skills in a foreign language, reading is one of the best ways - and reading jokes is probably the best of all. The best way to use this book is to treat it like a swimming pool on a warm day. Dip in now and again and it is a very pleasant experience. If you stay in too long you won't enjoy it as much. In case you've forgotten, 10 good reasons for downloading The English Thai Joke Book.

    It improves your reading skills.
    It improves your spelling - and your writing.
    It will give you some interesting new vocabulary.
    Jokes are short - and you will be rewarded with a laugh (or a groan).
    Jokes are memorable - so you can tell your friends the jokes later.
    If you're a teacher, you can entertain your students.
    If you're a student, you can entertain your teachers.
    It's available in a wide variety of formats
    It's available from a wide variety of suppliers so you can choose.
    It is a GREAT way to improve your English - or Thai.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJeremy Taylor
    Release dateAug 9, 2013
    ISBN9781301186792
    English Thai Joke Book
    Author

    Jeremy Taylor

    I've been writing since 1984, had my first book published in 1989 and have published another 55 books since then. I write mostly for teenage learners of English but also write a lot of short stories.

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