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    Did You Spank Your Wife Last Night?
    Did You Spank Your Wife Last Night?
    Did You Spank Your Wife Last Night?
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    Did You Spank Your Wife Last Night?

    By R. Paul Stevens

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    A humorous adult essay on the fall out from the book publishing phenomenon 50 Shades Of Grey. Plus 3 other fun articles!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherR. Paul Stevens
    Release dateFeb 5, 2013
    ISBN9781301715794
    Did You Spank Your Wife Last Night?
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    R. Paul Stevens

    R. Paul Stevens is professor emeritus of marketplace theology and leadership at Regent College, Vancouver, British Columbia, and a marketplace ministry mentor. He has worked as a carpenter and businessman, and served as the pastor of an inner-city church in Montreal. He has written many books and Bible studies, including Doing God's Business, Work Matters, Marriage Spirituality, The Other Six Days and Spiritual Gifts. He is coauthor (with Pete Hammond and Todd Svanoe) of The Marketplace Annotated Bibliography.

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      Did You Spank Your Wife Last Night? - R. Paul Stevens

      Did You Spank Your Wife Last Night?

      All Rights Reserved © 2012 Paul Stevens

      An Article in the Sundowner Diaries Series

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      Did You Spank Your Wife Last Night? – Also By This Author

      Did You Spank Your Wife Last Night?

      Of course, all the wives out there only have themselves to blame. For the fact that as they go about their daily business all their backsides are sore from the full on thrashing their husbands have been dishing out a lá 50 Shades of Gray. Heck the cupboard is full of new bondage and submission gear like handcuffs, special cotton ropes, blindfolds, assorted whips and other stuff best left to the imagination. And the amazing thing is that they have probably bought most of it themselves as well. It’s a bit bewildering for poor hubby to come home and here his beautiful wife is begging to be tied up in knots, and then given a decent beating by whip or a good old spanking over his knee or over the end of the bed. Of course, if the husband is a sailor then this bondage thing is quite useful, because he can practice various knots like the reef or bowline en route.

      Yes, E.L.James has certainly liberated millions of women from the daily drudgery of bringing up a family, doing all the shopping, cleaning the house, doing all the

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