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    The Zombie Bible: a Zombie Guide to Surviving the Holocaust (Living as a zombie, and surviving to the end when a vaccine is delivered)
    The Zombie Bible: a Zombie Guide to Surviving the Holocaust (Living as a zombie, and surviving to the end when a vaccine is delivered)
    The Zombie Bible: a Zombie Guide to Surviving the Holocaust (Living as a zombie, and surviving to the end when a vaccine is delivered)
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    The Zombie Bible: a Zombie Guide to Surviving the Holocaust (Living as a zombie, and surviving to the end when a vaccine is delivered)

    By Ian Hall

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    This is a book about surviving the Zombie Apocalypse/Holocaust. But unlike every book before it, there's a twist.
    Lets face statistics; the chances of surviving the Zombie Apocalypse as a Human are slim.
    So why not look at the 'survival game' from the other side of the coin?
    If 99% of the population are zombies, why not plan for that eventuality, and find a way through to the end to get the vaccine?
    Why horde water, food, guns and ammunition when all you have to do is shuffle your way to survival?
    The Zombie Bible is a book to teach you how to survive AS A ZOMBIE.
    Ian Hall and Lorraine James team up for their second effort at helping the human race, sorry, the zombie race.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherIan Hall
    Release dateAug 8, 2012
    ISBN9781476145662
    The Zombie Bible: a Zombie Guide to Surviving the Holocaust (Living as a zombie, and surviving to the end when a vaccine is delivered)
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    Ian Hall

    Ian Hall is a former Commander Officer of No. 31 Squadron (1992-4), as well as being the editor and writer of the Squadron Association's three-times-a-year 32-page newsletter. He is the author of Upwards, an aviation-themed novel currently available as a Kindle download. This is his first full-length historical study, having previously penned a 80-page history of No 31 Squadron's early Tornado years.

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      The Zombie Bible - Ian Hall

      This book is a work of fiction. Names, places, characters and incidents are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

      Copyright © Ian Hall and Lorraine James. Hallanish Publishing, thru Smashwords Inc.

      Published by Hallanish Publishing at Smashwords Inc.

      ISBN; 9781476145662

      All rights reserved, and the author reserves the right to re-produce this book, or parts thereof, in any way whatsoever.

      This eBook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This eBook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return to Smashwords.com and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      PAGE ONE

      IF YOU THINK THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME READING THIS BOOK….

      THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE THE CASE.

      BUT IF YOU HAVE A BLACK SHARPIE AND A WIDE ROLL OF CELLOTAPE IN YOUR POCKET, A HAMMER CLIPPED TO YOUR BELT, A ZOMBIE BIBLE IN YOUR BACK POCKET, AND A CELLOTAPED BAND ROUND YOUR HEAD WITH A MESSAGE ON IT SAYING; Don’t panic. You’re a Zombie. Look in your back pocket. There’s a book. OPEN IT AT PAGE ONE….

      THEN… this is part of a MEMORY TEST, so go directly to PART TWO (3), ZOMBIE STEP 9.

      TRUST ME, DON’T ASK ANY MORE STUPID QUESTIONS, JUST GO DIRECTLY TO PART TWO (3), ZOMBIE STEP 9.

      YES, PART THREE (3).

      ZOMBIE STEP 9….. n.i.n.e.

      (Zombies; If you’re having difficulty doing numbers, just read on……. Whatever.)

      (Why am I sighing and shaking my head already?)

      Contents

      Foreword 1; To Humans

      Foreword 2; To Zombies

      Part 1: REALIZING THAT YOUR ORIGINAL PLAN IS CRAP

      Part 1: THE CHANCE OF SURVIVING THE INITIAL VIRUS

      Part 1: THE CHANCE OF SURVIVING THE CARNAGE THAT FOLLOWS

      Part 1: THE CHANCE OF SURVIVING AS A HUMAN

      Part 1: THE CHANCE OF SURVIVING TILL THE VACCINE ARRIVES

      Part 2: SURVIVING AS A ZOMBIE

      Part 2: ZOMBIE STEP 1... GET/BUY/STEAL A THICK BLACK SHARPIE

      Part 2: ZOMBIE STEP 2... GET/BUY/STEAL A WIDE ROLL OF CELLOTAPE

      Part 2: ZOMBIE STEP 3... THE ZOMBIE CARD

      Part 2: ZOMBIE STEP 4... THE HAMMER AND BELT CLIP

      Part 2: ZOMBIE STEP 5... THE ZOMBIE BIBLE itself.

      Part 2: ZOMBIE STEP 6... THE ZOMBIE FAILSAFE

      Part 2: ZOMBIE STEP 7... SAVING THE FAMILY

      Part 2: ZOMBIE STEP 8... THE QUICK DRAW

      Part 3: ZOMBIE STEP 9… WELCOME BACK… OR NOT?

      Part 3: ZOMBIE STEP 10... EVERY-DAY DEALING WITH BEING A ZOMBIE

      Part 3: ZOMBIE STEP 11... FINDING ZOMBIE

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