My Weirder School #9: Ms. Sue Has No Clue!
By Dan Gutman and Jim Paillot
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With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!
In this ninth book in the My Weirder School series, it's time for the annual Ella Mentry School fund-raiser, and guess who's in charge? Alexia's mom, Ms. Sue! She has the teachers selling everything from summer sausages and cheesy popcorn to dead goldfish in plastic bags to raise money for new playground equipment. But what happens when Ms. Sue crosses the line? Somebody's going to end up in the big house (and by "big house," we don't mean a big house!).
Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang.
Dan Gutman
Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 35 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.
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My Weirder School #9 - Dan Gutman
1
Five Thousand Dollars!
My name is A.J. and I hate dead fish.
Live fish are okay, but I don’t like the dead ones.
We just finished pledging the allegiance in Mr. Granite’s class when our principal, Mr. Klutz, came in. He has no hair at all. I mean none. But you wouldn’t know it, because he was wearing a baseball cap on his head.* On the front of his cap was the word HATS.
That was weird. He was only wearing one hat.
Why does your hat say ‘HATS’ on it?
asked my friend Michael, who never ties his shoes.
"Yeah, Mr. Klutz, do you label all your stuff?" asked Ryan, who will eat anything, even stuff that isn’t food.
It would be weird to have a lamp with a sign on it that said LAMP. Or a table with a sign on it that said TABLE. Some stuff you don’t need to name.
HATS stands for Helping All to Succeed,
Mr. Klutz told us. That’s what we try to do every day at Ella Mentry School.
Mr. Klutz doesn’t come into our classroom very often. I figured he must have something really important to say. I hoped that we weren’t in trouble. Maybe he found out what we did to Mr. Granite’s pencil sharpener. Or maybe he found out what Ryan tried to flush down the toilet the other day. I tried to remember all the bad things I did recently.
I came here to tell you children that next month is our annual school carnival,
Mr. Klutz said. I’m hoping we’ll be able to raise five thousand dollars so we can buy new playground equipment.
Five thousand dollars? Is he crazy? That’s almost a million.
"How are we ever going to raise that much money?" asked Neil, who we call the nude kid even though he wears clothes.
I could sell my sister,
I volunteered.
That’s illegal, Arlo!
said Andrea Young, this annoying girl with curly brown hair. She calls me by my real name because she knows I don’t like it.
Yeah!
said her crybaby friend, Emily, who agrees with everything Andrea says. That’s illegal.
Well, maybe we can sell my sister’s American Girl doll collection,
I suggested. It’s worth a lot of money.
How about we sell all these desks and chairs and school supplies?
suggested Alexia, who rides a skateboard everywhere. We don’t need that stuff.
I know,
said Ryan. "Maybe we can sell the whole school! It must be worth at least five thousand dollars."
Yeah!
all the kids agreed,