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    My Weirder School #7: Miss Kraft Is Daft!
    My Weirder School #7: Miss Kraft Is Daft!
    My Weirder School #7: Miss Kraft Is Daft!
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    My Weirder School #7: Miss Kraft Is Daft!

    By Dan Gutman and Jim Paillot

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    With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!

    Oh no! Mr. Granite is sick in this seventh book in the My Weirder School series. A.J. and the gang will have a substitute teacher all week. Yay! But Miss Kraft is weird. She wears a clown costume and uses hand puppets to talk. She likes to do magic tricks. And she's happy all the time. What is her problem?

    Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman's hugely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don't miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins
    Release dateDec 26, 2012
    ISBN9780062042170
    My Weirder School #7: Miss Kraft Is Daft!
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    Dan Gutman

    Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 35 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.

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    My Weirder School #7 - Dan Gutman

    1

    All about Snot

    My name is A.J. and I hate snot.

    Isn’t snot gross? Liquid gunk comes out of your nose! How could it not be gross?

    Last week my teacher, Mr. Granite, who is from another planet, came to school sneezing, wheezing, and coughing. His nose was red. He looked terrible.

    Are you sick, Mr. Granite? asked this crybaby girl named Emily.

    My head is all stuffed up, said Mr. Granite, and then he blew his nose into a tissue.

    Well, he didn’t really blow his nose into the tissue. If he did that, he wouldn’t have a nose anymore. He blew the snot from his nose into a tissue. Then he threw the tissue into the garbage can.

    Ewwww! I thought I was gonna throw up. That’s almost as disgusting as blowing the snot straight into the garbage can!*

    Excuse me, Mr. Granite said, I need to go get more tissues.

    While Mr. Granite was out of the room, the class had a very interesting discussion.

    If your head is all stuffed up, asked Alexia, this girl who rides a skateboard all the time, I guess that means your head is full of snot.

    No, it’s not, I said. Get it? No, it’s snot?

    Nobody laughed at my joke, so I pretended that I never made it. If you ever tell a joke and nobody laughs, just pretend that you never made the joke and keep talking. That’s the first rule of being a kid.

    A head can’t be full of snot, I explained, because if it was full of snot, there would be no room for your brain.

    "That wouldn’t be a problem with you, said Andrea, this annoying girl with curly brown hair, because you don’t have a brain!"

    Oh, snap! said Ryan, who will eat anything, even stuff that isn’t food.

    "Your face doesn’t have a brain," I told Andrea.

    I knew that didn’t make any sense, but I couldn’t think of anything else to say.

    "Maybe our heads are always making more snot," said Michael, who never ties his shoes.

    Or maybe our brain takes up half of our head, and the other half is made of snot, said Neil, who we call the nude kid even though he wears clothes.

    "Maybe our brains turn into snot as we get older, I suggested. So when we get really old, our heads are completely full of snot."

    We had to end this discussion because Mr. Granite came back into the class with a box of tissues. He was still sniffling as we pledged the allegiance and did Word of the Day.

    Let’s get to work, said Mr. Granite.

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