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Gunnar D Ridgeback
My full name is Dykumos Witt’s Joint Venture, but to those who know me, I’m Gunnar, G Man, Big Gunz or the Gunzinator. Now I hate to admit this, but my mom and pops still feel the need to call me t...view moreMy full name is Dykumos Witt’s Joint Venture, but to those who know me, I’m Gunnar, G Man, Big Gunz or the Gunzinator. Now I hate to admit this, but my mom and pops still feel the need to call me their little monkey. I’m almost three! How long must a dawg endure such embarrassment I ask.
I’m a Rhodesian Ridgeback and we originate from Africa. Rhodesia to be exact, hence the name. We are bred to hold lions at bay. Now of course this is banned from Jersey but I do have dreams of one day digging to Africa to hold this great lion the books speak of at bay. Will it become a reality? Hmmmmmm, stay tune for the next chapter.
I’m a laid back hound with a passion for sharing deep thoughts and digging deep holes. Just the usual dog stuff. What other kind of stuff you ask? Well, for one, I enjoy sleeping under the covers in the king size bed. Nothing so unusual there. I love my daily massages, the constant attention I get from all that visit me, I enjoy running hard and fast around a homemade lure course my pops made. One day I plan on being the #1 fastest courser in the world! Just say’n. I’m catered to and pampered by my family. They may say I’m a bit spoiled, demanding or even bossy, but hey, aren’t we all?
In addition to all the basic stuff, I enjoy nothing more than rooking household items and stashing them in various hiding places. It keeps my humans on their toes..and me amused. Some may say this is thievery at its best. I would bark to differ. This is not thievery but borrowing items of my liking.
I enjoy my time spent outdoors with my family and hanging with my bff (best furry friend) from next door. He and I enjoy discussing the days events through the gate.
More of me to come in the future. For now I hope you enjoy my page and book I wrote...Oh yea my mom assisted in the writing as well. She may try and say she wrote it but don’t believe a word.view less