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    System Failure
    System Failure
    System Failure
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    System Failure

    Written by Joe Zieja

    Narrated by Joe Zieja

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    War is spreading through the galaxy-and it's becoming abundantly clear that there's an outside force at play in this explosive and hilarious new installment of the Epic Failure series.

    With the galaxy thrown into chaos by mutual breaches of the Two Hundred Years' peace, what seemed like an isolated incident on the Thelicosa/Merida border has become an epidemic. In the midst of this chaos, the Thelicosan and Meridan fleets on their respective borders have come to a sort of tense peace after the events in Book II, but now it's clear: somebody wants war. And it's not the Free Systems of the galaxy.

    No. It's a mom-and-pop convenience store gone galactic. It's the purveyors of balloons and nachos and supplies for bowling lanes. It's the company that made the droids and a large part of the technology that all of the Free Systems are using in their militaries.

    It's Snaggardirs. And they want to snag it all.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTantor Media, Inc
    Release dateSep 17, 2019
    ISBN9781515976875
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    Joe Zieja

    Joe Zieja is an author with a long history of doing things that have almost nothing to do with writing at all. A graduate of the United States Air Force Academy, Joe dedicated over a decade of his life to wearing The Uniform, marching around in circles and shouting commands at people while in turn having commands shouted at him. It was both a great deal of fun and a great nuisance, and he wouldn’t have had it any other way. Joe’s also a commercial voiceover artist and a composer of music for video games and commercials. He’s probably interrupted your Spotify playlist at least once to encourage you to click on the banner below and isn’t the least bit upset that you ignored him.

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    • 5/5
      Very entertaining book with great narration.
      I enjoyed all 3 books.
    • 5/5
      Can I just say...TUNGER XD