My Weird School Series

Prolific and popular author Dan Gutman launches a fun new series with this tale about second-grader A.J. and the unusual school he attends. On the first day of class, A.J. tells Miss Daisy he loves football and video games but hates school. Then Miss Daisy tells him she hates school, too, and the students think their teacher just might be an impostor. "Reluctant students will have no trouble relating to A.J., and breezy Miss Daisy illustrates how respecting kids and balancing learning with fun can produce positive resultsBooklist

Popular author Dan Gutman has won countless fans with a trademark brand of humor that young readers find irresistible. In this second entry from the My Weird School series, second-grader A.J. gets sent to the office for not doing his homework. But things take an unexpected turn when Mr. Klutz, the skateboarding principal, gives A.J. a candy bar for encouragement. ". will satisfy newly confident as well as reluctant readers who ask for funny books."-School Library Journal

Award-winning author Dan Gutman delivers the fourth amusing tale from his popular My Weird School series. Even for an art teacher, Ms. Hannah is pretty strange. She wears dresses made out of potholders and collects garbage instead of throwing it out-so her students can use it in their artwork. And now, she's making A.J. be partners with smelly Andrea. This is going to be the worst art class ever!

Fan-favorite author Dan Gutman has won numerous awards for his children's books, and his work has been listed among the ALA Popular Paperbacks for Young People. In Miss Small Is Off the Wall, A.J.'s gym teacher is acting really weird, teaching the class to do the Chicken Dance instead of a normal activity like dodgeball. And the other grown-ups at A.J.'s school seem to have something wrong with them, too. Somehow, A.J. and his classmates have got to convince Miss Small to act her age before the end of the year!

Mr. Docker, a new science teacher, is a crazy inventor who blows things up, uses potatoes for power, and has A.J. and his friends wondering whether science is for nerds or is the coolest subject ever

Dan Gutman's critically acclaimed children's books have won numerous accolades, including the Booklist Editor's Choice and ALA Popular Paperbacks for Young People. In this seventh hilarious book in Gutman's My Weird School series, A.J. still hates school, but he's developed a giant crush on the school nurse, Mrs. Cooney. Unfortunately, a couple of A.J.'s classmates also like Mrs. Cooney-plus, she's married. And then things get even more confusing when A.J. begins to think his crush might be an international spy.

Author Dan Gutman has garnered widespread accolades for his books, including the BooklistEditor's Choice and ALA Popular Paperbacks for Young People. In this episode of the popular My Weird School series, Ella Mentry gets a new- and very unusual- lunch lady. Ms. LaGrange talks funny. And she does odd things- like writing secret messages in the mashed potatoes and acting like the vomitorium is a fancy restaurant. A.J. has no idea why Ms. LaGrange is behaving so strangely- but lunchtime is sure a whole lot more interesting!

The winner of numerous awards for children's fiction, Dan Gutman presents the third tale from his delightfully silly My Weird School series. Second-grader A.J. thinks Mrs. Roopy, the librarian, might be the strangest teacher at his school. The students believe she keeps appearing fully dressed as characters from books, like Johnny Appleseed and Little Miss Muffet. But every time a new character surfaces, Mrs. Roopy insists she was home sick that day! ". sure to captivate school children ."-Children's Literature

Award-winning author Dan Gutman offers up this sixth hilarious tale from his fan-favorite My Weird School series. Bored out of his mind at school, A.J. hates going to class-especially when it's time for music. But all that changes when the new music teacher, Mr. Hynde, starts doing weird stuff like rapping, dancing around, and playing bongo on the principal's bald head. Music class just got a lot more interesting! But when Mr. Hynde tries to make A.J. kiss a girl in a school play, A.J. wonders how he'll survive.

Dan Gutman's My Weird School series tickles young listeners' funny bones with clever wordplay and zany characters. Series star A.J. is in the second grade and he hates school - but that doesn't stop him from getting into hilarious adventures. This time around, he meets a genuine superhero, school custodian Miss Lazar. Always ready to save the day, she also likes to dance around with a mop and clean up messes - she fits right in at Ella Mentry Elementary School.

Disaster reigns when A.J. participates in the school's holiday pageant celebrating Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa.

Mr. Macky dresses up as Abraham Lincoln to get the students at Ella Mentry School excited about their Presidents' Day oral reports.

With over one million copies of his books in print, New York Times bestselling author Dan Gutman is a hit with young readers thanks to his energetic stories tinged with uproarious humor. Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal! introduces Ella Mentry Elementary School's zany bus driver. Mrs. Kormel has been driving everyone crazy lately, and it's up to AJ and his buddies to figure out why.

A.J. and the other students at Ella Mentry School brave trick-or-treating at the school secretary's house, even though it is supposedly haunted.

A.J. and his friends are afraid that Ms. Todd, their substitute teacher, has killed their regular teacher and is trying to take over her job.

It's Poetry Month and Ms. Coco, who runs the gifted and talented program, is poetry crazy! She cries when she sees a sunset! She thinks boys should have feelings! She talks in rhyme! All the time! Will A.J.'s life ever be normal again?

Something weird is going on! Mrs. Yonkers, the computer teacher, is the nerdiest teacher in the history of the world. She can type with her feet! She buys foam cheeseheads off eBay! She even puts a Webcam on a turtle! Is she trying to take over the planet?

Something weird is going on! Miss Suki is a famous children's book author-and she's coming to A.J.'s school! She lives in the rainforest and writes about endangered animals. But when her pet raptor gets loose in the classroom, it's the kids who are going to be endangered! Yikes!

Forget Thanksgiving. The biggest turkey of all is running around Ella Mentry School--Dr. Carbles, the president of the school board. He is grumpier than ever and wants to fire Mr. Klutz. Will A.J. and his friends be able to save their principals job?

A.J. thinks that nothing can possibly be as boring as a sleepover in the natural history museum. However, anything can happen when Ms. Krup is in charge. She says the dinosaur skeletons come to life in the middle of the night. Is she right?

Valentines Day is just around the corner, and Mr. Louie, the hippie crossing guard, wants everyone to fall in love. So he puts a secret love potion in the water fountain. Will A.J. have to kiss Andrea?