Um, can we please talk about ‘emotional boners’?
men may not have periods or labour pains, but there is one unfair thing that comes with the territory of being biologically male: unexpected erections. The inconvenient boner coaxed by a buxom model on a pasta-sauce jar is a punch line in practically every coming-of-age movie. But deep in the subcategories of stiffies – somewhere between morning wood and immediate hard-ons
