EAT, MAN. EAT!
“BODY ANXIETY HAS BEEN A COMMON LANGUAGE FOR WOMEN, AND NOW MEN ARE STARTING TO SPEAK IT”
My date was wearing round frames that were tortoiseshell on top, gold on the bottom His hair was strategically dishevelled, messy-looking but stiff He was a freelance creative director, which I’d always assumed was a made-up Tinder-bio job, like “CEO of Dan Industries” He was a few minutes late, and he explained that it was because he’d been doing yoga at home I could tell he was a salad man right away.
“I guess I’ll have the Caesar salad,” the creative director
