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EXTENSIVE EXPERIENCE HAS SHOWN THAT THE DECADES-OLD THREE SKIER TYPES USED BY MOST SKI SHOPS TO GENERATE BINDING RETENTION/RELEASE SETTINGS ARE EVOLUTIONARILY INSUFFICIENT. RENTAL, DEMO, AND REPAIR DEPT. STAFF: PLEASE USE THE SUPPLEMENTARY SKIER TYPES LISTED BELOW FOR BINDING ADJUSTMENT AND CUSTOMER SERVICE PROTOCOL.

ALSO, IF YOU’RE GOING TO DO BRO WORK FOR BEER OR WEED, SHOP POLICY IS A 50/50 SPLIT WITH MANAGEMENT, AND CANNED BEER IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. THINK 12-YEAR-OLD SCOTCH OR A NICE CABERNET.

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